[just-shower-thoughts]

When I was 8 years old, it didn’t feel real that I’d be an adult someday. Now am an adult and it doesn’t feel real that I was once 8 years old

[just-shower-thoughts]

Skinny people actually have the least skin

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having to resort to a scissors after failing to “tear here” is a very unsatisfying feeling

[just-shower-thoughts]

My local ATM charges $2 to get your own money, and proceeds to tell you to cover your pin so you don’t get robbed…

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I was a kid my mum and dad would read stories to me. Now I’m grown up I pay strangers to do it via audible.com

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eventually you will do something for the last time in your life. Most of us never consciously recognize that. My grandpa hasn’t had a beer in probably 25 years and I highly doubt he was sitting there with his final drink saying “yeah this is it, no more beer for the rest of my life.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder if in 100 years when everything is run on renewable energy, I wonder if Santa will bring bad kids solar panels instead of lumps of coal

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sleep timers on televisions should gradually dim their image instead of abruptly turning off at the sleep timer.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Mary had Jesus and baby Jesus was the lamb of God… So Mary really did have a little lamb?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh shit it’s a cop”.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Each time I cash out, I naively but deeply hope that the ATM machine gets defective and starts giving me hundreds of dollars without actually taking it from my account.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Who ever started this trend of manufacturing TV’s with their buttons, where you can’t friggin see them, is a real prick.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Custody courts need to open their eyes and realize that every father is not a deadbeat dad, and there are just as many train wreck moms

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I was younger, I trusted my parents’ driving skill wothout a doubt. As an adult, riding with my parents terrifies me.

[babymoodyy]

Shoutout to people who grew up with emotionally unsupportive parents and have to hear other people talk about how supportive their families are while you’re basically guiding yourself through life. You’re strong and brave.

[alternativeblkgal]

thank you for this

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

damn. baby flamingo

huge fuckin foot. damn

[thechristopherglen-deactivated2]

I wonder when The Fray was writing “How to Save a Life” they knew that it would be used in every hospital/doctor TV series ever at some point.