Doctor, Will You Sonic Me?

The exploits of an obsessive fangirl and writer.

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YEP

[exit-the-king]

Est-ce qu’un jour je serai assez mature pour ne plus rire chaque fois que le mot ‘bouchée’ est employé dans la langue anglaise ?

Non. Probablement pas, non.

[a-room-of-my-own]

Alors perso je ne suis pas du tout sensible à ce genre d’humour.

[starting-over-again-2012]

is there something funny about the word bite in french like?

[minakatana]

It means dick, so yes there is something funny about it.

[peeboy-moved-blog]

tag yourself im sex perverts

[humansofnewyork]

“He’s one day old. I still can’t believe that he’s real and that he came out of me.”

[lookupatthesky]

[pins-abigail]

I can’t stop wondering if the Humans of New York person knew who they took a picture of

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via theblessedone)

[abbyknuckles]

The signs as everyone's favorite lines from Hamilton

Aries: "And me? I'm the damn fool who shot him."

Taurus: "Work!"

Gemini: "I will not let this man make an orphan of my daughter."

Cancer: "I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love."

Leo: "We're reliable with the LAAAADIES!"

Virgo: That little growl Lin does when he sings "as long as I'm alive Eliza I'll promise you'll never feel so helpless."

Libra: "At least I keep his eyes in my life."

Scorpio: "CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME"

Sagittarius: "I have the honor to be your obedient servant, A. Burr."

Capricorn: "I'm a general, wheeee!"

Aquarius: "sit down John, you faT MOTHERFUCKER!"

Pisces: "Just stay alive, that would be enough."

[cass-vernalis-blog]

When you’re the only person doing any work for your group project and you gotta seem on top of it to make everyone feel bad for abandoning you but you aren’t on top of it and want to scream

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the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

[madamebassdrum]

i think you mean “the police department”

[borringblackgirl]

[doloreswyatt-deactivated2017011]

BEAUTIFUL……………………..

[impcssiblecas]

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5559706/chapters/12823258

I’m on mobile but if you haven’t already googled it already the link for this beauty is here

[the-napoleon-of-crime]

@arkenstoned

[abbyknuckles]

Here you go Cass. cass-vernalis

[abbyknuckles]

you should do all multiples of 5 for the truth or dare muauahahaha

:) love you Cass5. Okay so that's hard to say because I'd probably be thoroughly disappointing to them but I'm gonna go with feeling attraction to people of my own gender as the thing they'd think is the worst. 10. My favorite band in 2010 was probably Relient K which I do still listen to them on occasion so that's not super embarrassing. 15. (I'd do the dare but I'm on mobile so just no) I'd love to rock weird geometric eyeliner all the time TBH 20. I'll post a selfie and tag you in a second 25. Um I think I told my dad that the food he made was delicious. It was mediocre. 30. I had to keep my cuddling with the boyfriend last evening a secret from my parents.

[cass-vernalis-blog]

Do 9, 18, and 27 of the truth or dare :)

9: How did you meet your best friend?Through her boyfriend tbh, I knew him before I knew her and then I met her and was like “WELL SHIT YOU FOUND ONE AWESOME LADY HERE SIR” and now we are friends. we were also in class together and it kind of just happened bc we both suck at gym.  its hard to remember exactly…

18: I have not had my first kiss, I would like to be hopefully still in my teens by the time I do have my first kiss. That would be preferable. 

27: I like that I am super duper devoted to people i care about.  Like i may be clingy but its because I care a shitton and I actually love it.

I like that I volunteer places and get joy out of volunteering 

I like that I have a nice voice.  I’ve worked really hard for it so i’m glad its there i guess lmao :)

Thank you! I did all truth bc i like talking about myself :)

[ugly-bread]

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of all the things I will ever be sorry for, this will not be one of them

[abbyknuckles]

The Signs as Ways to Say I LOVE YOU

Aries: 'I made lunch'

Taurus: 'Do you wanna go?'

Gemini: 'Come on, I'll order pizza'

Cancer: 'Start ranting'

Leo: 'I got one for you too'

Virgo: 'You can call me at 3am'

Libra: 'There's space with me'

Scorpio: 'You know I care right?'

Sagittarius: 'ily'

Capricorn: 'Do you wanna share?'

Aquarius: ' I wanna cuddle'

Pisces: 'You okay?'

[padfootandprongsy]

I’ve never really thought about this before but what if Lily was bisexual?

Lily being really annoyed at James flirting with her at the beginning of 5th year because he is objectively attractive but also really annoying and she’s confused about who she even likes.

Remus and Lily bumping into each other one night in the restricted section both searching for queer literature.

Everyone thinking Lily was being a goody-two-shoes by helping the head girl out constantly when she became a prefect but really she just has a massive crush on her.

Drunk Sirius and Lily discussing sexuality and just being like fuck it why is everyone so attractive pass me the vodka.

Lily making it extremely clear to James when they start dating that if he says something stupid like ‘does this mean you want a threesome’ she will curse him into next month.

Lily watching out for queer kids who are getting bullied and sending anyone bullying them straight to McGonagall.

Lily catching James staring at girls and saying ‘yeah she’s hot right?’ just to wind him up.

James commenting that he must be extra lucky if she chose him over all the other guys AND all the girls and Lily just shaking her head at him like ‘you are a prat it’s a good job you’re cute.’

[abbyknuckles]

struggling through an essay rn I have the thesis in my brain and all the support i just can't make the words come out properly textually

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