Gay Trash

20. Intense lesbian shipper trash. Aspiring screenwriter who never writes. Melbourne, Australia Slytherin ♥

[memesonthehour]

[stuckinreversemode]

OCEAN’S 8 // CAST

[historical-nonfiction]

Vogue Actually Printed This Crazy Diet In The 1970s

[freetobegrace]

straight outta prison like

[victoriaelizabethblack]

behold , the body builder barbie.

[dope-kulture]

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

[iamnotjody]

G.O.A.T

[dontforgettheclit]

wtf

[supervirgin]

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

[shmeards]

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

i love that victory slide

[thorgyturner]

when i find myself in times of trouble, mother mary comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

miss vanjie

[997]

Zodiac Compatibility: This Is Exactly What It’s Like To Date Your Sign

im having spasms

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

yeah this was really insane and dragged me straight to hell

[dekutree]

[sexhaver]

im in physical pain

[daydreamlesbian-deactivated2017]

For all my pasta loving wlw’s | Lesbian Pasta / Bi Pasta / Sapphic Pasta / Pan Pasta

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

[ubelyptus]

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[mjalti]

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

[eclipticzero]

Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

[mjalti]

u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all

[van-dyne]

Spider-Man Homecoming (2017): A summary Bonus:

[androginking]

angry doesnt even begin to explain this uber experience

[river-temz]

When even Rihanna can’t tolerate the Bullshit

[dailywomen]

When I saw myself in the mirror wearing the Wonder Woman costume for the first time, I was like, Oh my God. Who would have thought me, Gal, from this tiny part of the world, would be here in this room in the States in this role?

[thorodinson]

Cate Blanchett photographed by Sean + Seng for 032c Magazine