an infant runs this blog

likes dumb jokes and brendon urie follow for more disappointment in your life

[eclipticzero]

Left Tumblr for like 4 years, came back wondering how much it might have changed, saw a Supernatural post within 30 seconds 🩷 missed y'all

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[meangirlnurse]

reddit posts that are going to enter my vocabulary

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[memewhore]

[tonictheseshhog]

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[yebisu]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[hornetstabber]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and call that a complete lie

[mr-deep-downer]

which limb?

[hornetstabber]

penis

[mr-deep-downer]

penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ

[hornetstabber]

my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄

[vergak]

Goddamn. Okay

[theweatherchannel]

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Honky Henrire Skill: The Trong Boane Quote: Bwomp bwomp bwooooommmp.

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[parkchanwoohoo]

My most problematic trait is that despite my blustering about virginity as a patriarchal construct that society places way too much emphasis on in a way that harms just about everybody, I think "turbo-virgin" is the world's funniest insult

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here

[lycanthology]

why do some companies send whole emails just to say someone opened your resume. what use is this information to me. i opened a jug of orange juice this morning and i didnt feel the need to alert tropicana

[lycanthology]

sorry for accidentally phrasing this exactly like a seinfeld bit

[midiport]

[serial-kissing]

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

[sandmandaddy69]

[new-austin]

Why is the candy canes foreskin so hard to pull back