an infant runs this blog

likes dumb jokes and brendon urie follow for more disappointment in your life

[porterr-robinson]

[catlips001]

Donald: “Phew. The snow storm can’t get us here..

A- ”

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?

[hotvampireadjacent]

when i worked at the second hand shop 8/10 people didn’t return shopping carts. 4 of those 8 just threw it in the general area and probably thought that was ok

[hotvampireadjacent]

the store i work at is small so i will be at the counter and people will smile as they do this and leave as if they did nothing wrong

[deneviere]

[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[my-lil-spot]

THE 1ST ONE.

[iminyjo]

This is almost all my favorite Vines TOGETHER!!😁

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[dubfoster]

[deep-dark-fears]

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS 

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS 

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS

[54prowl]

hope everyone's having wonderful lust-filled thoughts over fictional men today

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[throwbackblr]

[imaginarylands4000]

[aurpiment]

“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized

“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving