Wanderess

Ely is a 22 year old artist/cat/mermaid. Loves puns.  color/s

[jinfesta]

😆 *smiles fondly*

[nikatato]

namjoon stans be like:

[thelordofthebutts-deactivated20]

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

[rowandean]

Some people must experience the world in a more exciting way than I do

[callaghansjohnv]

i’m ready to get fucked up by the maine’s new album

[pettyrevenge]

Years ago in my high school AP economics class I was assigned to sit in the corner of the room where I was flanked by a handful of very popular, very lazy kids. After every exam the teacher would announce (much to my chagrin) my “high score” to the class.

After a particularly challenging exam where I only scored 93%, the teacher announced that the guy to my right (let’s call him Matt) had ALSO scored 93%, his friend behind him 90%, and the friend behind HIM 90%! Needless to say I vacillated between self-doubt and suspicion for a few days before I finally “congratulated” one of the 90%‘ers on his score. With an impish grin he admitted that his friend Matt had been cheating off me for months and “thanked” me for helping “so many people do so well” in the class. The petty revenge gears started turning in my head for what seemed like ages before I replied “no problem, I’m just glad to help!”

At the next exam I put my my paper in very clear view of Matt. He had been told that I was now willing to “help” him and his friends. I circled all wrong answers while making a special mark for the correct ones. Just before the time was up, I quickly changed my answers back when nobody was looking, turned in my exam, and smugly walked back to my seat.

What I didn’t know at the time was that the cheating conspiracy didn’t just involve the kids sitting next to me, but that my answers were written down and forwarded to the next 4 periods, all of which took an identical test.

One week later a record 22 people failed the exam. Matt empathetically remarked “Oh man, did you fail too!?” I flipped over my sheet: 100%.

Nobody ever cheated off me in that class again.

[aelin-godkiller]

[sandandglass]

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

when your parents break a promise

[pocketofsilence-deactivated2021]

Screenshots from  Black Optical Summer Nights ft Paul Jason Klein

[lookingforhalsey]

Halsey onstage with LANY 10.05.2016

[abcdely]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[gleeksthings]

in 20 years we’ll all be Phil Dunphy

[movedtobwayne-deactivated201708]

narcos is a serious show about serious things.

[martizz]

I hate Netflix original series because they’re really good and you watch all of the episodes in one day and then you have to wait at least one year for the next season, wow that’s so rude netflix how dare you

[feat]

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

[thereallesmiscaptions]

[hoebama]

i have this teacher and every time u ask him a question instead of saying “no” he says “fraid not” and pulls out a frayed knot he keeps in his pocket

[hoebama]

[souljaboytellem]

yo how u use this

[4wallsfrnkremix-deactivated2016]

I would die for you soulja boy