I'm doing me

Abe Mulder. 22. Student. Homosexual.

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Yes?

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What the fuck... 

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"I'm not sure what is bigger; your ego or your dick."

[adam--kent]

He definitely will.

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He is much bigger, let's hope they don't fight. 

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She um…she kissed me and then proceeded to tell me to call a prostitute or try it on with some awkward girl she knows who might give me a shot. 

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She kissed you? 

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I was trying to get over you…by hooking up with someone else but I am no good at that kind of stuff. So, I asked Alice for help.

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Alice?

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Abe gently pushed Adam onto the bed as he went to go pull on a pair of socks. "This is a lovely view." 

[adam--kent]

  Monkey’s boyfriend? That’ll be an exciting meeting.

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Why? Will Ollie get jealous? 

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I…um…I don’t really know why I’m here. I was upset and I don’t think I’m friends with Archie…so…hi.

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What's wrong? 

[parkour-parker]

  Oh. Okay. Plot twist, though. I’m an alien.

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That's sexy. 

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[Knocks on the door, nervously]

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[Opens the door with a confused look on his face] Tristan?

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  How do you know that— have I been blushing?

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No, but you're just a cute human being.

[parkour-parker]

  I bet you’re really cute when you blush.

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I know you're cute when you blush.

[parkour-parker]

Nah. I know how to remind a boy that he’s special, though.

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You're going to make me blush. 

[parkour-parker]

  All of them. Definitely all of them.

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You know how to make a boy feel special.

[parkour-parker]

You’d be the prettiest princess in all the lands.

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All of them?

[parkour-parker]

  I’ve never put much though towards it. Would you be a prince or a princess?

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150% princess. Always.

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Yup…I guess so.

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Bye.