[bobbyshmurdashat-deactivated202]

[sarahsquarah]

So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog”

She forgot to bring her dog with her

To the vet

[abigailgeisel-blog]

You're gorgeous! Post more selfies show off your body! I'm dying to see more🙈

I don't take selfies

[thebestoftumbling]

News anchor laughs at the name of a pig

[stitchdoesnotglitch-blog]

Same

[stagehaand]

[jimmylanger-deactivated20171009]

WHO COMES UP WITH THESE

[ask-20thesassyslendy-blog]

I JUST SCREAMED

[sarahbrightmaniac]

What in the world…?

[dashausofjack]

[charlottewinslow]

[ryanishka]

I was looking through pictures on my phone and………..summer 2012 was a bad time for me

[sleepyjeen]

James Franco acting as James Dean (2001)

[thebootydiaries]

temple run

reblog if ur a tru 90′s kid

[best-of-turnblr]

temple run came out in 2011

[thebootydiaries]

don’t let the media fool u 

[tori-no-shonen-deactivated20230]

There were no tablets in the 90’s, at least none that could do more the write an essay.

[thebootydiaries]

then how do u explain my proof sweaty :)

[brriiibrriii-deactivated2019010]

Lol sweaty… *sweetie

[thebootydiaries]

no :) i don’t think u r understand :) i have 3 phd’s on english sweaty :)

[sinchiroca]

Are you mentally incompetent?

[thebootydiaries]

listen sweaty :) clearly ur too smart and superior for all of us so how about u stop talking ur mouth :) how many gf’s do u have :) 0 :) how many phd’s do u have :) 0 :) bye sweaty :)

[hardcore-unicorns666]

If you have a Ph.D. then why are you wasting your time on tumblr being a useless piece of shit?

[thebootydiaries]

listen illiterate :) i said 3 phd’s :) im a piece of shit with 3 phd’s :) ur a piece of shit with 0 phd’s :) i have 7 gf’s :) i listen to john lemon :) i saw weed 3 times :) i have 9 abs :) so bye sweaty :) 

[pinkrubberball-deactivated20160]

[epic-humor]

[nbhcannibal]

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google this is his work laptop

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

[coolaftbh-deactivated20190813]

Marry him.

[bifrostiron]

did did you read the post

[lingerworthylingerie]

[jbpurpose]

[riniiix]

[justbrosthings]

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out