I got seductive otter. That's code for Benedict Cumberbatch right?
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I got seductive otter. That's code for Benedict Cumberbatch right?
She is my hero
True Challenge
so has anyone ever looked up the chinese knock-offs of harry potter that apparently exist out there? my favourite is ‘harry potter and the leopard walk up to dragon’, which is apparently partially just the hobbit with the names changed. apart from gandalf, who gets to have adventures with harry and co.
check it out, it’s weird as hell
When it's stupid o'clock so you decide to go to bed but while you're innocently doing you're pre sleep peruse of tumblr you see a gif of the latest episode of one of several shows you watch and so you have no choice but to stay up till stupider o'clock to watch it
things ive heard people say in class:
“what if i just straight up break down in class and scare the shit out of ms neo so that she’ll postpone the test?”
“is it too early if i have a breakdown in january?” “its the second week, man.” “i know.”
“let’s all just collectively skip the national exams, fuck the system!” *aggressive cheering*
in a really choked up voice, “i have rights.”
“what if i become a monk? do monks have to take exams?”
“in this context, what does ‘rapid’ mean?” “FAST AND FURIOUS”
“did y’all do the chem homework?” *collective ‘no’s* “alright, good. nobody be a wimp and do their homework, alright? if we’re fucked, we’re all fucked together.”
“wait, you mean to say that this school still teach fun stuff like music??”
*scandalised gasp* “you stole my circle template’s virginity!” “all i did was hook a finger through one of the holes!” “exactly!”
“i bought this $2 knee guard just because i want to pretend that i’m injured so that i can sit out of PE.” [slides knee guard on] “i have three consecutive tests after this and lord knows i need all the extra study time that i can get.”
in an increasingly panicked voice, “i can’t just do my lit homework in 30mins!” “well, i did.” “what did you put for characterisation and further analysis?” “i said the protagonist was a fuckboy, and then proceeded to write 3 paragraphs and a conclusion consisting of utter bullshit on why he’s a fuckboy.”
“don’t they call people from Germany, germanese?” said by a top student.
“i think i’m a hermaphrodite.”
“fuck, i hate this. can i just be an escort? or have like 67 sugar daddies?”
in the middle of physics class: “i’m leaving, i’m fucking leaving. i’m going down to the canteen to buy takeouts of 3 fishball noodles. y’all want anything?”
“i want the saddest pepe the frog meme you can find as our class logo.”
“i found a salsa dip in my bag, anyone have some chips?” [a girl sighs, puts down her calculator and reaches into her sports bag] “i do.”
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The Twelve Olympians + Calendar
is it just me who finds the old fanfic trends of ‘hermione dates human crookshanks’ and ‘harry dates human hedwig’ really fucking disturbing
When ur on ur period and someone asks how you are
Would You Dare To Live Here?
Benedict Cumberbatch Read Mean Tweet ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’: ‘If you find Benedict Cumberbatch attractive, I’m guessing you’d also quite enjoy staring directly at a cats anus.’
I aint seen shit
I don’t know shit
I don’t even know who Beyonce is
[insp]
when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito
the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito