oh, come on!

yikes.

[rylandsgrace]

What We Do In The Shadows - Season 5

[falseknees]

Good Find

[skeletonclaw]

[regulationblues-main]

This is cool except I did think he was daydreaming about rice all day and I thought “Oh, yeah, relatable”

[ashstfu]

how i’m tryna be this summer

[pencilcat]

[plaguedocboi]

I’m interviewing with an aquarium tomorrow and this is how the interviewer signed her email

[zeelatunes]

twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman

tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses

discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform

youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification

reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support

facebook: my mom is on there

[melanovia-deactivated20260223]

the difference between Reddit and twitter migrants is Reddit brings memes while twitter brought 2016 tumblr discourse.

[queenwhiskey]

Twitter users will not survive the winter

[dweebspace]

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

[tel-aviva]

[trekghost-blog]

[apple-duty]

This will never not be funny

[useless-polandfacts]

who tf created this abomination?

@useless-italyfacts

[abilitytoflyhigh]

the fuck just happened here :v

[nessa007]

legends only!!!

[skellydoll]

So I recently bought a manga adaptation of The Nightmare Before Christmas and I’d just like to show yall a blessed image I found

JUST LOOK AT THIS SKELLY BOI!!!!!

[moffittarts]

S h i n y e y e s o c k e t s

[polyglotplatypus]

im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers

[polyglotplatypus]

ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds. 

(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Yes this!

Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)

And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).

Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).

Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.

Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.

You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.

Not even a little bit.

[stimman3000]

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