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@abirbwilldecide
Rocky Mate Bad As Hell, Statement.
Felt like drawing a short and cute PHM comic thing
I'm worried that this punchline has already been used before but there's too many comics to really bother checking. Besides, I've been laughing at these for like two weeks now, I couldn't not make one
@justcakethanks thx for the template
I'll make a better quality one eventually, trust ππΌ
Okay it was by @abirbwilldecide (Sorry for tagging you)
omg! wait i think i saw that at some point? it looks familiar, its so cute
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PHM fanart
When I woke up all I saw the second image and I was thinking well that's a great sign for the day but definitely agree with my insides twisting against me.
a leap of faith !
They make me physically ill
its insane how popular bloodymary has gotten. here's my slop from this past week
So we agreed that Grace and Simon?
Simon accidentally showing off a new mutation accidentally causes Grace to stay up 3 nights in a row trying to figure out π.
Fearing Rocky might be dead // The Relief of Rocky being alive Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord,Β Chris Miller
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i'll learn how to format short comics one day-
sorry guys, this one's just for me ..
Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.
Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.
Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.
You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.
You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.
So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.
Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because βit tastes grossβ), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.
Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.
My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.
My late father was the one who taught me to be cynical about advertising, for all that putting up ads was literally his whole job. He taught me from a very young age that advertising is expensive, and they tack that cost onto the price. That if something is heavily advertised, you can count on the fact that there's an identical product out there, usually even manufactured in the same factory, that's cheaper because they don't spend all that money on advertising.
A German friend walked me through Lidl, turning over items to show the factories where the items were manufactured and what expensive brands they correspond to, we did taste tests on some of the more pricey food things later and they were the same product. learning about food manufacturing was a hobby for her.
European glasses and sunglasses are made in the same Italian factories that make the luxury ones, they have the same quality control and warranty. You are paying β¬100 for a logo.
Some things cost more because they are actually made with better quality materials and where the workers are properly compensated, others are the same product as the off brand version with the brand name markup. It takes a lifetime to learn the intricacies which is why consumer advocacy associations and legal protection by (truly) independent agencies is crucial.
Why Name Brand Products Are Beneath You: The Honor and Glory of Buying GenericΒ