why are you still here

{Lys | She/They | 25}

[kosmogrl]

[crystallizedtwilight]

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

[biocrafthero]

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

[unyieldingsilence]

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[no-one-offical]

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[hyperjet3524]

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[passion-of-l0vers]

you know what actually thank god im a mortal and so cant be summoned anywhere goddamn

[passion-of-l0vers]

what the fuck is jury duty

[necromancelena]

Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason

[kosmogrl]

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

[menaceanon]

I just dove a shipwreck and ten gajillion sharks were there 🥰

[menaceanon]

And tonight I get certified to night dive!!!!

[menaceanon]

On the wreck dive there was a five foot long barracuda hanging out under the dive boat. Just vibing.

[menaceanon]

UPDATE: I SAW NOT ONE BUT TWO OCTOPUSES ON THE NIGHT DIVE

[menaceanon]

Wait I’m not done talking about this night dive. At the end, in order to complete the certification, we had to turn off our lights.

And I realized I wasn’t nervous? Which is absurd. We were only in about 15 feet of water, though, and the moon was almost full, so we knelt in the sand and the whole world was the softest glowing blue. Even in the dark you could see streams of fish glinting past overhead.

And then! And then we started flapping our hands around and the water sparkled green!!! We spent five minutes kneeling there, flapping and giggling like little kids.

I’ve been so sad, but the world is so big. Somewhere out there is an octopus.

[menaceanon]

(On a night dive you will notice tons of beady little red eyes shining back at you from the coral.

They’re shrimp.)

[menaceanon]

You do not have to twist my arm to hear more about my underwater adventures! I can’t believe I didn’t already mention about the wreck dive with the sharks, see, when they come close you’re supposed to maintain eye contact. And there were a bunch of juveniles there (all reef sharks), and the juveniles can be a little dumb, so they do in fact get really damn close.

I’m not sure how to describe making eye contact with a shark.

Their pupils are slit.

Your stomach does the swoopy rollercoaster thing and a little voice in your head is going holy shit.

They are very much watching you right back.

[menaceanon]

Did you know! Lobsters can be colossal.

[menaceanon]

I have drawn my (first) octopus friend

[menaceanon]

Barracudas are like nosy old men. No, they won’t hurt you. Yes, they want to know everything about what you’re doing. No, you should not wear shiny jewelry around them. Yes, they are going to get much closer than you would prefer, yes, even if you’re not wearing jewelry.

I love the annoying fuckers but that doesn’t mean I don’t feel some kind of way about turning around and finding a six foot fish grinning in my face.

“Got any games on your phone” ass fish.

[evilnicegirl]

recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

[evilnicegirl]

new fetch quest dropped

[evilnicegirl]

[aflo]

barter economics

[oysters-aint-for-me]

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[chemicalcain]

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

[ariadne-mouse]

he is Calculating

[100493503004422]

me [completely out of touch with my feelings, trying to describe an emotion]: I feel, um, glittery? buzzy. like peeling my skin off

[memorycycle]

dont take bird noises for granted

[memorycycle]

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official Ornithology Post

[elvis-official]

Mr Elvis werent you dead

I got better

[ghost-of-elvis-official]

Well this is awkward...

[elvis-official]

Woah mama it's my own specter

[sadhoc]

listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

[sadhoc]

look at this shit.

[ladyofwasps]

None of you understand how deep the rabbit hole goes with Baseball.

When a new baseball is made they are slick which presents a problem for pitchers. The solution back in the day was to rub mud on it but this obviously created a nightmare for maintaining fairness, so the solution was to switch to special mud. Special mud from one mud pit you aren’t allowed to know the location of and is fully maintained by one family. A dynasty of mud farmers.

[lovertm]

body paintings by Karen Turner

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[mousegirlheart]

This is the money raccoon. Take a shower and clean your room and money will come your way soon!