Shades On, Ga(y)me's On

Sarah. 23. They/Them. Useless Lesbian.

[catchymemes]

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[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[podencos]

[thestateonmtv]

people with severe executive dysfunction think like this and by people I mean me

[ripempezardexerox]

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[mclennonyaoi]

i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

[mclennonyaoi]

i saw a post on tiktok once that said “11 and 12 year olds need to stop pretending they’re better than us 8 and 9 year olds” and my eyes popped out of my heads. things heating up on the elementary school playground.

[mclennonyaoi]

it makes me sad becuase when i was 8 and 9 and 11 and 12 i was playing “ice cream animals (beanie babies) who lived in a tree house had to escape from the evil orphanage master” with my autistic best friends. getting a new beanie baby with the sparkly eyes was the coolest thing. and now kids that age are on tiktok debating whether shipping miku with another vocaliod is pedophilia and if lesbians can call themselves gay or not and if femboy is a slur and what flags lesbians are allowed to use and god it’s just all so bad.

[duncebento]

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[escuerzoresucitado]

[weaver-z]

I deeply admire Harrison Ford's unfailing commitment to taking beloved characters out with him every time he leaves a franchise

[plaguedocboi]

I’m crying over this picture

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[lesbeet]

tonight's the first night of chanukah where's that pic of the guy smoking a joint shaped like a menorah

[duvgaleni]

hell yeah

[roach-works]

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

[roach-works]

i am looking into your eyes, i am holding your hand. i absolutely promise.

if you can just live long enough, your soul will build your body into a home. you will live there and you will find a way to be at peace. it’s worth the time and it’s worth the work. i promise.

[hubblegleeflower]

Your soul will build your body into a home.

[mirrepp]

idk all i see here is an excellent opportunity to troll these people all the way to hell and back

[foervraengd]

my art style is heavily influenced by the art movement known as “gråtrunka”. It has its roots in old swedish folklore and is primarily about dealing with loneliness and longing. Its a very subtle and unique form of vent art that has its origins from around the 1200bc.

[ralfmaximus]

Okay that's pretty funny

[rollerskate2theface]

Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

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[slowwshoww]

suzanne collins killing prim after everything katniss did to save her.......... THATS how you write a story about the brutality and futility of war ma'am thats what we call a compelling and fucked up narrative yessums thats storytelling babes!!!!

[books--and-cleverness]

“That was one of the first questions I asked her when we sat down: 'Did you always know that [Prim] was going to die?' And she said, 'Oh yeah, of course, that's the whole point.'” (x)

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