[ruinedchildhood]

[marisatomay]

you know when you’re a child and you’re like what’s the big deal what’s so wrong with leaving dirty dishes in the sink and then you’re an adult and the presence of dirty dishes that the other adults in the dwelling have left in the sink makes you homicidal

[sealfie]

“tell us something about yourself”

[rodrickheffeley]

[rodrickheffeley]

i think this post makes more sense now than ever

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

when you’re checking someone out and they catch you

[stream]

[cherryflavour-deactivated202007]

[eldritchdoorman]

[odin-n-out]

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from

[florentine-pogen]

kinda horny kinda miserable

[pleatedjeans]

[schwulerblog-deactivated2016090]

[yellunz-blog]

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

[fuckthekxng]

me

[fairweathermyth]

SCHITT’S CREEK + Notting Hill references (requested by anonymous)

bonus:

[beesdoingthesplits-deactivated2]

if anyone wants quarantine nudes in this trying time... hmu

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[snorlaxatives]

*starts daydreaming about all forms of potatoes*