kyoori

if i have two kafus and i take one kafu out how many kafus left will i have

[abnormalisotope]

you probably wanna read this before following me

[abnormalisotope]

Trick or treat

TREAT!!!!!

*hands you this*

[nynaxim]

An exquisite masterpiece

[defouta-official]

defoko's advise for today: don't break anything.

[yukari-official-deactivated2023]

Yukaris advice! Start twirling around with your arms out in an ikea!

[meikamikoto-official]

mikoto's advice: if you don't get caught, you don't have to pay!

[red-dyed-sarumane]

things are so much more fun when u stop trying to be good. fuck around. draw that line in the wrong place on purpose. mess up ur note order & see what it sounds like. write an absolute bullshit sentence that has no place being where it is. theres a strict precision that grows when ur trying to be "good" & it'll suffocate u if u let it. that little voice that keeps telling u what ur doing isnt enough u need to do it differently or no one will like it. its not worth making urself suffer for. go do things "wrong" & maybe u'll find out its better & more fun for u that way.

[timeaway]

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

[podencos]

Dissociating

[justaminorthreat]

Having an existential crisis.

[vohugaona]

All of the above + singing.

[mgodp]

Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have. 

[witchkriege]

imagining scenarios that will never happen

[badluckbadger]

crying

[acreaturecalledgreed]

water warm

feels nice

[malama-art]

v6 una ^^

[nbmudkip]

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

[sanguinewolves]

another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji

[capitainressentiment]

Gm

[metalic-madnezz]

A couple of bestiessss

[pizzaback]

web 2.0 companies that try to frame people using adblockers as greedy freedloaders always conveniently turn their heads when those same “greedy freeloaders” tell them that advertisers are paying to put malicious and predatory ads on their playforms and adblock users are, by in large, using adblockers to protect themselves

[pizzaback]

the first time i ever saw an adblocker recommended was for people with photosensitive epilepsy getting barraged with “congrats! you won!” style popups nonstop

the first time i ever personally used an adblocker was when deviantart’s excessive ad placement slowed down my household’s shared computer to the point it was unusable and my mom told me to stop using deviantart. so instead i installed an adblocker

and nowadays on Youtube and Facebook you get ads for casinos and alcohol targeted toward addicts and people with bipolar disorder, quack medicine targeted to people with chronic medical conditions, hate speech targeted toward the victims of said hate speech, and horror movie ads with flashing lights targeted toward…everyone.

and of course Google, who serves a majority of these ads, doesn’t actually care to remove any of the dangerous bullshit it shoves in your eyes but will expect you to pay them for it. sorry, i’d just rather not use youtube at that point. you had your chance.

[imposer]

[beysexuality]

Me ripping off this stupid fucking sheet of paper so I can watch static for 5 hours

[tuningknight]

im in the paking lot

[hi-im-dingus]

i am a shadow the truest self

[princedetectives]

WHAT THE FUCK

[dj-of-the-coven]

it's so sweet how Neku's progression with Beat goes from "he's stupid and that's a problem" to "he's stupid and that's his greatest strength". look at his lil smile.

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

just remembered that damn near every action on older OS's like windows 95, 98, etc. used to make noise. clicking, closing windows, emptying the recycle bin, menu popups, getting an error message all had sound effects. now everything is dead silent. wild to think about