A Bookworm in 221b @abookwormin221b - Tumblr Blog

fuck you. don’t drunk text people, asshole.

I still haven’t decided which form of pun delivery I prefer

said with a shitty grin, followed by a “aaaaaaahhhhhhh?" that increases in volume and pitch (finger pistols optional but recommended)

said in absolute deadpan with no change in facial expression and no follow-up at all

said online where nobody can tell what you’re doing as you write it

UPS worldwide expedited with tracking

goneboi

ROMANCE 2K15 ROUND 1

i have returned from the depths of robotics to surface on tumblr

hello

zoltunkulle-blog1

do you ever wonder what your idle animation would be if you were a videogame character

studip

do u ever come across some people who are just SO wrong that you cant even argue with them because the sheer amount of bullshit they are spewing is overwhelming

odditymall

This Apollo 11 sweatsuit is an exact replica of the space suit that the astronauts from Apollo 11 wore to the moon, except, you know… in sweatsuit form.

—->http://odditymall.com/apollo-11-astronaut-sweatshirt-and-sweatpants

izzzzzzieeeeeeeee

When I was 15 my friend told me I didn’t deserve to have boobs if I wasn’t doing anything with them. It’s been 6 years and I still don’t know what that means.

What should I be “doing” with my boobs?

Should I build a fence? Write a symphony? Rob a bank?

I really don’t know.

sexualremarks

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

athnndnly

#me

space-pics

You are not coming back http://space-pics.tumblr.com/

mattandjones

WHAT THE FUCK IM A MESS

#:c

waverobotics2826

I still have over 500 followers, bless

jasonttodd

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

cosmicmewtwo

a dude came into work looking for vitamin d drops for his newborn so I grabbed the cheapest ones off the shelf (which happened to be Dora the Explorer brand, they were on sale and it was a sweet deal???) and he was like “Um excuse me could I have another brand? my child’s a boy.” like okay buddy i was just trying to save you $5, didn’t mean to threaten your hours-old newborn child’s masculinity omfg