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If you're thinking of suicide right now, I can assure you it's not the best option. Your little sister will never understand. Your mother will never heal. Your father will have to find you. I can absolutely assure you that somebody will have to do all three. Go get yourself a bowl of ice cream, take a deep breath, and scroll through my blog for awhile. People love you. Suicide Prevention Hotline: [phone]-TALK (8255)

[charl0ttan]

does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately

[charl0ttan]

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🫶 fuck👍

[beardedmrbean]

[thoodleoo]

classicists will make the ugliest least functional website in the history of html and it will contain the entire library of fragmentary papyri of the works of aeschylus. for free

[thoodleoo]

i am learning about so many beautiful websites from this. they are like horses to me

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

[pissvortex]

[suicidalwhistleblower]

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

[wastefulreverie]

[psychotic-gerard]

?

[argumate]

the Sinner’s Prayer of may I not be found dead on the toilet, and if I am found dead on the toilet may I not be holding my phone, and if I am found dead on the toilet holding my phone may I at least have been reading something edifying and not composing a half-finished post as a ghastly conclusion to a life wasted.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

where were you when you wrote this post?  just curious

[argumate]

I was in the library reading Seneca in the original Latin.

[bogleech]

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

[invertebrates]

imagine some other guy evolving specifically just to annoy you. what the fuck

[chicken-delight]

[solardrake]

i am going to do it

[solardrake]

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

[solardrake]

it a litle bit cold

[charl0ttan]

basically a speaker disperses the music in a fine mist throughout an entire room, much like a humidifier. and earbuds bring the .usic directly to your ears and spray it in them like a hose. but when you listen to music through your phone speaker it just pools there on the table or whereever. not good!

[sailermoon]

damned if you’re employed damned if you’re not

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[papasmoke]

I do not approve of tomfoolery on my dash, everyone open a book and start reading

[twinberry]

Sounds great! Let me just see what I’ve got on my bookshelf

Wow… Looks interesting! I wonder if I could learn anything from it.

[papasmoke]

You would have this at your disposal wouldn't you you impish clown

[pissvortex]

Full Government Name on the fetish porn site and then running for governor is crazy

[liquidstar]

🦍💨

[liquidstar]

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