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Do Re Mi Fa So NO CHI NO SA DO ME JO JO

probablytwistedthoughts

@svkv

maplehoofs

@lordkingdalybear @trigometricsailor

ruinedchildhood

velociraptorfood

Black Desert Online is a gem

drakensberg-blog

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

poupon

how dare you say we piss on the poor

so relevant.

Note to boomers: no one speaks like this.

fudgernutter

holy shit is this even real

sleazedtomeetyou

have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP

killscreen

Pokémon GO will encourage players to visit museums and art installations

your-raifu-is-shit

Roast the lasgun

The Lasgun?

THE LASGUN?

You want me to roast the Right Arm of the Free Imperium? Our Most Holy and Venerated Emperor’s Chosen Flashlight?

Let me tell you about the lasgun.

It’s tougher than an AK - this is a weapon designed to be carried everywhere from Valhalla to Catachan to Tallarn and still function, and it does.

It’s easy to handle - no recoil to speak of. Illiterate savage tribesmen who only discovered fire last week can wield them. Children can wield them.

Mag capacity is amazing - ~100 shots in a standard power pack, which can be recharged by literally just tossing it onto a fire or leaving it out in the sun for awhile.

It’s versatile - the power setting can be dialed from “gentle breeze” to “fuck your power armor.” Hell, you can even overcharge it and now you have a grenade capable of fucking up a Dreadnought.

It’s biggest advantage, though, is cost. Lasguns are literally so cheap to produce you could hand one to every man, woman, child, dog, cat, and large rodent in the Imperium and still have spares. One lasgun might do diddly against a tough target, but 10,000 lasguns? That’s a whole lot of diddly.

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