A Little Equilibrium

Please select one of the following options as what's currently acceptable with today's youth may have changed: 1) What's boss?; 2) What it is?; 3) Can you dig it?; 4) Hello. My name is Julian Abrams of Devereaux Academy. It has often been said that I require a sign to tell others when I'm joking. I suppose I'm what other people would call a nerd but by a cruel twist of fate, I'm a nerd that prefers to be outdoors. That makes me a loner nerd. Coincidentally, I am also a loaner nerd that is available to perform for all of your parties and gatherings. ⚠️ TL;DR: That is why evidence suggests that wombats may be a distant decedent of the god, Aeolus.

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spiderjackie replied to your post “Roses are red and violets are blue. Come hang out with me please; I...”

PERFECT. How do you feel about taking Jules on a walk?

I feel like that’s the perfect way to spend my time. Warning that Kratos will probably be following us overhead because he’s feeling needy lately.

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coralsjones:

You live on a roof? Are you telling me there’s a cutie getting dressed and undressed on the roof and I haven’t even had a chance to check it out? I’m disappointed in myself. I’m gonna have to turn down your not-generosity, though. I’m not sure I’m into being a squatter, at least not on land. I guess I was kinda a squatter when I lived under water.

I put on live shows every morning at six and every night at ten. Stop by, enjoy the festivities. Can’t promise that there’s a lot of bells and whistles but sometimes when it rains, I take my shirt off so there’s that. That’s a story I want to hear more about.

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jessicalynnrose:

True! But, it still somewhat amazes me though. And if they don’t have jobs, then why come to a bar in a business suit no less? Specially to a club no less.

Sometimes people have things to celebrate. Or so I’m told.

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@apocalypticrhian: i feel like i'm the only one who doesn't take go on trips with others and i'm UPSET.

@apocalypticrhian: i need someone. a best friend. a soulmate. a rhide or die, if you will

@jujuabrams: #notit

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sagemottas:

I have made the executive decision for my own well-being (and more importantly, the well-being of my cat) to move out of the Devereux dorms and into my own place of some sort. After facing months of harassment, noise control, and most importantly, animal abuse from my floormate, enough is enough.

That being said, I’m aware this is quite a tall order, but would someone be willing to take in a Dementor and an empress for a bit?

Is it just the day for living arrangement hand outs or something? I can send Kratos to peck at your floormate though. I don’t speak bird but he’s eerily good at knowing what I want. 

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jessicalynnrose:

It’s only Thursday and the bar is already busy. Do some of these people even have jobs or a life or a family to go to instead of coming here drinking? I’m not complaining because I can guarantee you, the tips are GREAT. But dang man, a lot of people here are still in their business suits.

Considering they’re there in their business suits, I’m going to go ahead and say that, yes, they do have jobs. Deductive reasoning, Sherlock.

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coralsjones:

Couch hopping is pretty damn tiring, here’s a big FU to whoever ruined my dorm room. Anyone looking for a roommate? I probably gotta get a job before I ask this question, but I’m done living on campus and I do what I want.

I guess you can share my roof. That’s not really me being generous though, since the roof is technically public property and I have no say on who gets to be a squatter with me. 

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Roses are red and violets are blue. Come hang out with me please; I miss you.

Sugar is sweet and vodka should be sour. Let me get ready; I’ll be there within the hour.

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spiderjackie:

Because you don’t like when I document it? Thanks, but you’re a 10.

It was kind of crowded for my tastes but definitely eventful. So, what are you? 100?

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spiderjackie:

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Don’t test @abramsjulian and me because we’re great at everything including, but not limited to the perfect duck face.  🐥 #julesthehuman #partyinpartyinyeah

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50-60

50. Do you believe in magic?

I’m surrounded by people who can do magic every day. The daily life of a super villain.

51. Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

No one gets close enough to do me wrong.

52. What is your astrological sign?

Aries.

53. Do you save money or spend it?

Who said the world couldn’t have balance? A boy’s got to eat.

54. What's the last thing you purchased?

Snails and popcorn. A bird’s got to eat as well.

55. Love or lust?

Neither one affect me, so moving on.

56. In a relationship?

You’re hilarious.

57. How many relationships have you had?

I barely do friendships, let alone relationships. None.

58. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Following the last few questions, I’m just going to assume that you’re thirsty and leave it up to your imagination.

59. Where were you yesterday?

On the roof mostly. I made a pit stop in Nevada to take a few rounds on the High Roller.

60. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Snails and the stitching on my shoes.

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Look who i found!  ✌🏻 #julesthehuman

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lets get personal.

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

4: What do you think about most?

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

7: What's your strangest talent?

8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence)

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

13: What's your religion?

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

17: What was the last lie you told?

18: Do you believe in karma?

19: What does your URL mean?

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

23: How do you vent your anger?

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

26: Are you happy with the person you've become?

27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

28: What's your biggest "what if"?

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

32: What's the worst place you have ever been to?

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

36: Define Art.

37: Do you believe in luck?

38: What's the weather like right now?

39: What time is it?

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

41: What was the last book you read?

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

43: Do you have any nicknames?

44: What was the last film you saw?

45: What's the worst injury you've ever had?

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

48: What's your sexual orientation?

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

50: Do you believe in magic?

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

52: What is your astrological sign?

53: Do you save money or spend it?

54: What's the last thing you purchased?

55: Love or lust?

56: In a relationship?

57: How many relationships have you had?

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

59: Where were you yesterday?

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

62: What's your favourite animal?

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

64: Where is your best friend?

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

66: What is your heritage?

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

68: What do you think is Satan's last name?

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

77: How can I win your heart?

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

80: What size shoes do you wear?

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

82: What is your favourite word?

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

85: What's the last song you listened to?

86: Basic question; what's your favourite colour/colours?

87: What is your current desktop picture?

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

98: Ever been on a plane?

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

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spiderjackie:

Lucky me! Aw, you do love me. I knew it. Normally I’d tell you that you’re smarter than an animal, but most birds are really smart and I don’t want to accidentally lie.

That’s right, you are lucky. Kratos knows who the genius is in our friendship and I can for sure tell you that it ain’t me. Goal for 2017: reclaim ‘bird brain’ to be the ultimate compliment.

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@harleyweston: @jujuabrams nah

@jujuabrams: @harleyweston It must be hard being you.

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@harleyweston: @jujuabrams no thats AWFUL SAGE IS THE BEST

@jujuabrams: @harleyweston Sometimes bad things happen to good people.

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@sagemottas: times when i wish i was a weather manipulator: now.

@jujuabrams: @sagemottas You just created a time paradox.