THE COOL BLUE WATER

didja miss me, nerds?

cinnastix:

WELL WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT - we’ve got something in common, you and me.

That sounds like a recipe for disaster, not gonna lie. I’m into it though.

#d: cinna #d: all #sage

didja miss me, nerds?

cinnastix:

YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT’S A BAD THING.

How do you know it’s not? I’m high maintenance, boo.

didja miss me, nerds?

cinnastix:

Okay, but I’m, like, lowkey/highkey in love rn, because that’s freaking AWESOME. And between you and me? Au natural is always gonna be where it’s at. Look @ you.

Oh no, you gotta stop talking sweet or I’m gonna fall in love right back.

didja miss me, nerds?

cinnastix:

DUDE, YOU’RE A FREAKING MERMAID? Clearly I don’t pay enough attention to people who aren’t my own reflection, damn. I hope you get it back, Ariel.

I WILL TRACK IT DOWN and get it back to its rightful owner. If Marlin and Nemo can find Dory, and I can find a mertail. Or whatever it’s called, ‘cause it’s probably not called a mertail.

You bet your sweet ass I’m a mermaid! I don’t know about Ariel, though. Home girl murdered a couple clams for her bra. I like to go au natural. Yeah, you probably stop looking at your reflection when there are cuties like me around.

fabrayrose:

I hope Raleigh gets to keep your tail, tbh. It makes him so happy.

Please do.

I don’t care if he keeps it as long as I get my own. I’m all about that equality.

#d: rose #d: all #rose

didja miss me, nerds?

cinnastix:

Your what…? Hold up, your tail?! You have one?! YOU HAD ONE? Where did it go? Who has it????? are we talking, like, a tail bandit around here, or did you get all, like… power swapped, or whatever?

Clearly this school was doomed without me. always nice 2 be missed.

No duh, I have a tail. My power is merfolk physiology, it’s kinda right in the name. One of my best friends stole it, but people think I’m a part of that power thing. I dunno. Hopefully he’ll give it back soon.

Oh, so are things gonna shape up now that you’re back? You gonna find my tail for me?

#twitter: raleigh #twitter: all #raleigh

fabrayrose:

Officially over this power swap, where the fuck are my memory powers?

Usually I make people forget how to drink. Like, how am I supposed to entertain myself at Starbucks?

Same, girl. Where the fuck is my tail, y’know? I mean, I’m sure you know it’s with your brother but whatever. I don’t know why we both can’t just have a mother fishing tail.

If I find a seawitch to get my powers back, I’ll give her your number.

#d: rose #d: all #rose

@mermaidraleigh: HAS ANYBODY EVER SEEN THE LITTLE MERMAID 2? I NEED TO KNOW BECAUSE IT'S ME. I'M YOUR BEAUTIFUL MELODY.

@mermaidraleigh: also i NOW ACTUALLY AM A MERMAID SO I CAN USE THIS TWITTER NAME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@coralsjones: @mermaidraleigh 😤

didja miss me, nerds?

coralsjones:

cinnastix:

because you should have, and if you didn’t, i’m kind of offended.

but not, like, too offended, because i spent my halloween in f*cking Barcelona, so, like… there are definitely worse ways I could’ve spent the end of October.

Like being here… with everyone being all… weird about… their powers and shit?

I dunno. ANYWAY! I’m in the air, landing soon, and if there’s not a red carpet and a bunch of people lining up to hug me at the airport, I’m suing.

I’m not sure I’m missing much of anything right now, unless you’re talking about my tail, but I hope you had fun in “f*cking Barcelona”. I don’t have a red carpet to roll out, but if you want a hug I’m basically a champion hugger.