Remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER

Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and boy do you miss the old days. (18 year old John! This is an rp/ask blog, so feel free to leave an ask or start an rp) M!A status- none

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well hello there!

[activateshades-deactivated20130]

Hello to you as well, human meat bag. My name is Hal.

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oh, uh. hello, Hal. i’m John. that’s not a very nice way of greeting people you got there! maybe you could be less of the meat bag and more of the…

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well, when you put it that way, I guess it’s fair. sorry about that then! but yeah, I’m John. it feels kinda wrong for me to ask you about you being…shades, and all, but I have to say, I’m honestly curious! what’s the secret behind you?

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There’s not much of a secret to it all.  I’m Hal.  I’m also a super computer in the form of a pair of shades.  And we all have Dirk Strider to blame for this.

[abreathoffreshheir-blog]

isn't Dirk Dave's ancestor guardian person? i thought he would be a pretty okay guy. why aren't you happy with him? i think I would be pretty happy with my creator.

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Aradiathemaid and g4ll0ws-c4l1br4t0r started following you.

hey guys! i know one of you, i think your name is Terezi? i’m pretty sure you tried to kill me once though…

but I don’t know spiral horns yet! i’m John!

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“TH4T W4S ONC3 DUR1NG SBURB….BUT Y3S 1 4M T3R3Z1.”

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well as long as you don't try it again, I think I can forget. dave told me you like justice! are you like a lawyer or something?

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Silent-freakofnature started following you

wow I have a lot of trolls following me now! you look kind of like Gamzee. are you his ancestor?

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capricornofrage and aberrantcatnip started following you.

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hey Nepeta, my name is John! its always nice to meet some new faces. even of they’re grey…but I really like your hat! did you make it yourself?

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:33 < h33h33! *ac pulls her hat down around her ears grinning widely*

:33 < i certainly did! usually i dont wear it anymore though

:33 < but its pawfully cold out today!

:33 < is it where you are too?

[abreathoffreshheir-blog]

it's really cold where I am. i hope it warms up soon! i like the snow, but too much is a bit of a hassle.

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Aradiathemaid and g4llows-c4libr4tor started following you.

hey guys! i know one of you, i think your name is Terezi? i’m pretty sure you tried to kill me once though…

but I don’t know spiral horns yet! i’m John!

[abreathoffreshheir-blog]

((hey guys I'm really sorry I haven't been on lately I've been cleaning around the house and helping my family))

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hey, more trolls! it’s always interesting to meet you guys, that’s for sure.

uh, have we met before?

[capricornofrage-deactivated2013]

“…WeLl ShIt. A OthEr JoHn.”

[abreathoffreshheir-blog]

hi! i guess I have some multiples...

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oh, well, to be fair, chaos doesn't sound all that fun. unless its minor chaos like pranks! i love pranks.

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capricornofrage and aberrantcatnip started following you.

hey, more trolls! it’s always interesting to meet you guys, that’s for sure.

uh, have we met before?

[capricornofrage-deactivated2013]

“…WeLl ShIt. A OthEr JoHn.”

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hi! i guess I have some multiples on here, too. also, what’s your name? i don’t exactly remember you!

[capricornofrage-deactivated2013]

“FucKinG GaMzEe MaKaRA. PlEasUrE To FucKinG mEeT YoU.”

[abreathoffreshheir-blog]

and nice to meet you, my good sir! how have you been? vriska says things have been pretty boring for her. is it the same with all the trolls or just her?

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caligulaswwaterbuckets said: i…wwell that wwas in the past…ivve turned a neww leaf an wwhatevver

well that's good to know. i would be reeeeeeeeally upset if you made my computer explode.

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capricornofrage and aberrantcatnip started following you.

hey, more trolls! it’s always interesting to meet you guys, that’s for sure.

uh, have we met before?

[aberrantcatnip-deactivated20180]

:33  < mmmn

:33 < no i dont think we have! *ac grins and twitches her tail excitedly*

:33 < my name is nepeta anyhow

:33 < and who might you be?

[abreathoffreshheir-blog]

hey Nepeta, my name is John! its always nice to meet some new faces. even of they're grey...but I really like your hat! did you make it yourself?

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capricornofrage and aberrantcatnip started following you.

hey, more trolls! it’s always interesting to meet you guys, that’s for sure.

uh, have we met before?

[capricornofrage-deactivated2013]

“…WeLl ShIt. A OthEr JoHn.”

[abreathoffreshheir-blog]

hi! i guess I have some multiples on here, too. also, what’s your name? i don’t exactly remember you!

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kankri idk

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I FINALLY FUCKING FINISHED 

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TAKE TIME ON PICTURES (AND ALSO GETTING USED TO A TABLET)

[loganjeniker-deactivated2013070]

last thing from the stream thing!

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Reblog if you're a self-taught artist.

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((hold on I have to fix some stuff. I don't know when I'll be back, so just like this if I have to reply and I'll get back to you))

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capricornofrage and aberrantcatnip started following you.

hey, more trolls! it's always interesting to meet you guys, that's for sure. uh, have we met before?