The Modern Ninja

speed of sound sonic from opm. affiliated with isola radiale

[thisbytchfastyeet]

Hay There!

Hay stacks. Hay stacks as far as the eye can see! ( or so it seemed ) And they were a nuisance-- the hay that is. Always sticking in his hair and pricking at his skin. That damn itchy stuff. And damn the bastard who dared challenged him to a race, but if Sonic loved anything ( and that list is very, very short ) he loves to test his skills and agility even when it comes to the dumbest of competitions. 

“Your ass is grass Blondie. I could find a hay in a needle stack with my eyes closed, this shit is nothing compared to what I can do.”

@arcaneshift​ lets go punk

[thisbytchfastyeet]

Oh oh oh its playtime

Maybe like this for the optimization event? Sonic might help your muse achieve their challenge if he deems it "worthy" of his time or he'll just act a butt and be of no help.

[spkemuth]

QUEST ACCEPTED     ‣   teamwork makes the steam work !!

❛  what don’t ya get? we can’t just go runnin’ in there, don’t you see those damn robots?  ❜  piers pinched the bridge of his nose in irritation, his furry little buddy hanging off his shoulder in clueless wonder.  ❛  look, we gotta find some type o’ pattern here, it’s obvious that they’re movin’ in a certain way that’ll give us a gap in sneakin’ past them.  ❜  tossing heavy locks of his hair over his shoulder, emerald eyes peered over in the automatons’ direction. with a heavy breath, he exhales,  ❛  just gotta turn on some bloody annoyin’ pipes, eh? how bad can it be?   ❜

[thisbytchfastyeet]

What a stupid concept. Connecting pipes and then what? What was the goal here? Seems like a huge waste of time if you ask him, Sonic could care less if they actually achieved anything he just wanted to be the first one to make it through in record time. Both hands fall his hips and he puffs hot air through his nose,  ❝ Dunno what you’re so worried about. They’re just hunks of scrap metal. I could easily do away with them and we could be on our way. Don’t tell me you’re scared? Pfft, don’t be such a wuss.❞

[steinbee-deactivated20260102]

Hello, I’m back

[thisbytchfastyeet]

letscursefate​:

“It’s not a rattail, but a scorpion tail.” Both hands rest at the sides of his waist, the grin stretching viciously. This would be a fun game.

“You see, that’s the idea, the hunter ends up being the prey when they approach!” He then rudely pointed at the stranger.

“Just when they think they’ve won, the deadly poison gets to them and they’re done. Easy, huh!” 

“Scared now, shady pansylion? You stand before a Magi” 

❝ Rattail. Scorpion tail. It makes no difference to me. ❞ Both arms cross over his chest and his foot taps against the ground somewhat impatiently. What a dumb thing to say, as if poison has ever been enough to defeat him! 

❝ What good is having all that shit stored in your ass if you can’t manage to land a single hit? Too slow! A mongoose is the scorpion’s natural predator, dimwit. They’re immune to poison and far too quick and clever. They strike and kill in a matter of seconds! ❞ 

And then he points, mouth creeping into another grin. There goes that bad habit of his but damn does it feel good.

  ❝ Don’t know what a lamegi is and I don’t care, you stand in the presence of the world’s greatest ninja. Be grateful you caught me in a good mood. ❞

[thisbytchfastyeet]

gleamknight​:

“Is this…Some joke I’m not understanding?”  The only joke here was Zelos not basking in the glory that is the bottle flip.

❝ What makes you think I’m joking? ❞ Flips a third bottle and it lands on the first two. Sonic is flipping through the motions.  ❝ I wouldn’t expect a himbo like you to understand the art of the bottle flip. It takes true skill to master it like I have. ❞

[bileshroom]

totally original joke

[meefy]

Speed O Sound Sonic (Ch 14) and Flashy Flash (Ch 115) meet Saitama.

[thisbytchfastyeet]

gleamknight​:

“…Are we supposed to be impressed?”

❝ Not impressed huh? ❞ Flips another bottle on top of that bottle. They’re perfectly balanced. Where is he getting all these bottles from?

❝ That’s not even my ultimate move. ❞

[thisbytchfastyeet]

a new opponent has appeared! @letscursefate​

“Doesn’t that rattail of yours get in the way? It’s kinda out there y’know.” He has absolutely no business lurking so closely behind, or give others grooming tips. Sonic himself is very well groomed, in fact he prides himself on his cleanliness. He just doesn’t need to invade on their privacy. “If you were my prey that would be the first thing I’d utilize to subdue you. Easy target.”

[thisbytchfastyeet]

Does a bottle flip. Aaaaand it lands!

❝ Check it out losers. My skills are unmatched! ❞

[april]

no records no passport no id no birth certificate. no birthname, no gender! the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem”

[canis-sirio]

[thisbytchfastyeet]

a new opponent has appeared! @etyrnitides​

The initial, ‘excuse me ma’am, you dropped this’ had largely gone ignored until Sonic feels light tapping against his shoulder. Tch. What a bastard, sneaking up on a guy like that! He’s lucky he caught the worlds deadliest man in a good mood otherwise this exchange could turn sour. Swiveling around Sonic snatches up the glittery cat keychain he happened to drop and jabs a finger into a solid chest

❝ I ain’t no lady but if you close your eyes you could imagine your ass is about to get kicked by one. ❞

[thisbytchfastyeet]

a new opponent has appeared! @yokoruma​

❝ Fuck cops! ❞ This was a direct, verbal assault targeted at Jyuto himself. It was obvious by the way Sonic got up in his face he was trying to provoke him. Maybe he woke up on the wrong side of the bed, or maybe he was itching for a fight. It’s possible the world’s greatest ninja was bored and having zero rivals to test  his skills against have unfortunately resulted to delinquency. Of course, Sonic has no evidence that this bastard was a cop, but based on his bearing he can only assume he is one! ❝  They’re nothing more than glorified pigs in uniform. What good are they if their prison systems can’t hold me!? ❞

[thisbytchfastyeet]

maybe like this if you want to play with a bratty ninja? capped at 2

[thisbytchfastyeet]

Speed of Sound Sonic | One Punch Man

are you a boy or a girl? I’m Sonic

dat ass

deadly. proficient. best ninja ever to exist in the history of ninjas naruto who? never heard of him

is like, really really fast. 

trained literally all his life just to be this good

need yourself a body guard? assassin? dis bytch the best

has a really high opinion of himself and his skills. superiority complex? likelier than you think

did someone say “heros” ? pathetic. just a bunch of jerks in nylons ( his abilities are that of S Class heroes tho )

comes from the same village as flashy flash your name is stupid and redundant mine is way better

not really considered a “villain”. just a guy who likes to stab for hire 

is not all that bad. thinks rescuing and adopting baby boars is cool.

basically a toddler with a bad temper throwing around sharp pointy explosives 

if you punch him in the d*ck he will find you and he will kill you

Die Sitama.