Free thoughts :)

I say whatever I want. You should say things too. Or ask me things. I'm probably bored anyway and I need it!

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Watch me doxx a fucking bird

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Sky

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Watch me doxx a fucking bird

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I just love the Eridian Welcoming Committee and Eridian Hating Committee posts where they send Grace a note and it's not phrased correctly because you'd think that by now the Eridians would be trying to learn more grammar and phrasing for their notes so Grace isn't being threatened with breaking all the bones in his body like😭😭

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I just ate dino nuggies and now I feel full of joy and whimsy :)

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Happy 2(?) month late pride month! You have now lost all gay privileges.

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I'm gonna steal the cat two houses down NYEAAaaa

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DINO DINO DINOSAUR WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DINOSAUR AHHHH

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Why do I have to spend time falling asleep like can't it just be like Minecraft where you lay down and it's magically day? Noooo I have to lay down for hours and wait to sleep and then wake up tired. Not a problem at all

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Idk why I do this but today I accidentally told my sister "I will not watch you nip, nor will I watch you whae whae." And then I did the thing with Sapnap that people do with MatPat where they call Mat Matthew Patthew and I called Sapnap Saptthew Naptthew😭

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Gary

Met a man named Gary at the post office. He suddenly said very loudly that it was hot, then proceeded to say he was going through manopause. I wasn't aware that existed. Additionally, he asked a woman eating fries if she liked being disappointed because she had no mail to collect, but checked anyway. She said yes.

I will never forget you, Gary the Postman.

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What if people held court cases with rock paper scissors games instead of a jury and it was like someone being taken to court over a custody battle and it was just like:

Parent 1: Rock!

Parent 2: Paper!

And then BOOM, Parent 2 wins the custody battle. Racism disappears. Queen Elizabeth explodes. A nun appears. God dies.

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R.I.P. Ranbabwe the spider (maybe)

With Ranbabwe gone I must find a way to cope. Thus far, I have taken to watching clips of Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt. Perhaps, one day, I can be who I truly aspire to be; Twink Schlatt. Thank you, Ranbawe, for the glorious hope and inspiration you have gifted me through your mysterious disappearance from my ceiling light fixture.

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Spider update 2!

Where the fuck did Ranbabwe go

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Spider update

I decided to name the spider Ranbabwe because he reminds me of Ranboo if Ranboo was a spider who mysteriously climbed into my ceiling light and was staring at me with the intensity and trauma of a hundred killed spiders before him. And the babwe is because when I look at him he makes me sad. I will update if and when the situation with Ranbabwe changes.

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There is a spider in my room

It's low-key just chilling right now so I don't mind if it's here as long as it stays off my bed and my playstation because I only tolerate it. This is still my room, bbg. You live under MY rules now.

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The other day my brother came into my room -my humble sanctuary- to assist me with fixing my PS5. When he entered, he sat at my desk, staring at my TV screen and waiting for me to turn on the PS's HDMI. I was listening to Spotify on the TV previously. I thought my playlist was on shuffle, when it was, in fact, not. It was on AI shuffle mode. Because I was listening to YouTuber music (please don't judge me, I'll die), Spotify decided that once my Lovejoy song ended, it would play a wonderful song called "Heat Waves DNF". So, my older brother was sat upon my TV, seeing a DNF version of Heat Waves appear on my screen as I observed helplessly from the sides, trying desperately to find the remote to turn the music off.

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Very important!

Always make sure your broccoli is organic and free range! If it gets cooped up for too long it may become radioactive! ❤