All I know is, it’s damn hard to do my job with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy making fun of everything that comes out of my damn mouth! Hey — I’m trying here! DON’T YOU SAY THAT I SURE AM TRYING! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
I guess my job now is being flung through half the buildings in Metropolis.
I just got an internship at Google then hired.
Not bad
um
im a male stripper
well somebody is already getting flung through metropolis so I guess I can be their lois lane.
Well if somebody is already being that someones lois lane, I guess I can be that someones Mom.
okay so like i just watched teen wolf
what the fuck job do i have
Peter Parker in the Amazing Spider Man doesn’t
have
a job?
I watched after earth so that kid that almost died with the weird name???
WHAT KIND OF JOB IS THAT OH MY FUCKING GOD
does tv show count because fucking demon hunters yeah
uhhh
I’m wolverine????
??????
whut
I am a wizard who is destined to defeat Voldemort.
Fuck. Yes.
I am now the Captain of the Enterprise! YES.
I’m a Ninja who will become the greatest Hokage. I love orange and ramen, and I’ve got a fox demon sealed in me that’s been ruining my life for 16 years, but I deal with it like a champ. … I’m okay with this.
I either destroy the One Ring or I become the King of Gondor. Either is good.
I’m a zombie killer? Fuck yeah!
I am Wallace or Gromit...
So either way I'm an inventor of crazy stuff















