im not inclined to resign to maturity

"you heard about Pluto?" ~brittany~26~

[brittanyleanne32194]

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

[brittanyleanne32194]

still true, many years later, and applies to my toddlers now as well lol

[brittanyleanne32194]

Hi all!! I’m looking for a Sherlock photo shoot from Otakon 2013. I was Molly Hooper, the only Molly cosplay, and had a photo shoot with my reverse harem of Sherlock’s. The photos have been lost, but I still have these. PLEASE HELP!! I really want to save these now old memories, and look back on the fun I used to have. If you have pictures from 2013 otakon, or know who was in these PLEASE TAG THEM so we may get our pictures!!!

[dethjunkie]

[moghedien]

I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male!

[moghedien]

*my uterus hits the self destruct button and tissue and blood begins falling out of my vagina*

*music drops*

*Shania Twain voice* Let’s Go Girls

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

🤔

[rainbowgazes-archive]

ok but why is the cast of ned’s declassified in a ventilation shaft?

[himejoshikomaeda]

Chillin

[padmeskywalkers]

oh my god i’m reading rick riordan’s blog post about how much he hates the movies and… dare i say iconic???

[padmeskywalkers]

ok so he lists this one letter in full that he sent to fox after they sent him the script. and he starts by listing about five things he liked about the script (the opening scenes are fine, the gate to camp half-blood looks cool, annabeth physically matches percy as well as intellectually). and then the savagery begins.

he sent them back the entire script covered with notes and offered to completely revise the script for them. they turned him down. he truly tried to save us huh???

[padmeskywalkers]

you guys honestly have to read this for yourselves i’ve only cherry picked a few things there is tons more. he’s never even watched the movies apparently. he went on set one day and came to the understanding that he just wanted to go on with life pretending the movies never existed.

ALSO he apparently has hope for an actually good reboot??? dare we dream???

[squidbroom]

one of my favorite quotes:

When I first read the script I’ll admit I was plunged into despair at just how bad it was. If I were intentionally trying to sabotage this project, I doubt I could have done a better job than this script.

[teathattast]

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

[brittanyleanne32194]

Married 11/11, baby due 2/22 💜

[xenosaurus]

my parents just got back from vacation and my mom befriended an octopus????  she scared off a small shark (because you don’t want them near you in the water) and realized the thing it had been circling was a little octopus, which then came over and stayed near her feet for a few minutes.  I’ve never been so jealous in my entire life

[xenosaurus]

she didn’t even realize it was an octopus at first because it was pretending to be a starfish.  i love my new octopus sibling.

[xenosaurus]

I’m glad you’re all so supportive of my newest family member

[ferretfreckles]

Rock a bye baby

[whatareyoudoingferret]

What are you doing?

[spacetaters-deactivated20200722]

ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that

[taylormademagic]

Suggestions:

Black cards-

• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________

• Canceling plans is like ________

• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____

• You have the moral backbone of a _______

• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die

White Cards-

• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat

• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation

• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best

• one black coffee

• STREET SMARTS

• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken

• Delta Airlines

• the one thing they can’t replace

• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery

• a sea of drunk toddlers

• a pre- y2k asshole

• Xanax

[hoardofhyperfixations]

Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need what’s new pussycat played 7 followed by it’s not unusual followed by what’s new pussycat

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell the one thing they can’t replace.

[textsfromstarfleet]

My favorite fics are the ones where Kirk and Spock are disgustingly sappy with each other and then Bones makes some snarky comment about it and they turn their combined attention to him instead and he’s just;

My god what have I done.

[sqskiq-deactivated20250123]

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

[florakinesis-deactivated2017102]

his dick is where

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[sisyphusshrugged]

[antique-scarecrow]

this kid is so valid

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

[avatarstateyipyip]

gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong

every person in the car: