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i need opinions;
– Currently I have 3 trying-to-be-active single muse rp blogs. This one, @leenxna and @dustitute. And I’m thinking of making a fourth. This whole blog hopping thing is getting so so so stressful tho and I feel like it makes my replies slower… It would be easier to have everything together. So I need opinions. Should I pick a blog to be my ‘main’ and make the rest sideblogs for singlemuse, or should i just put them all together into a multimuse blog?????
“I’m so tired… ”
-- @michikikomori | Platonic Requests for Affection }}
The tall male smiled ever so slightly. He certainly couldn’t blame her for feeling so-- it was late. He’d already set MONJA down for the evening, and the sun was long gone. “Do you want me to drive you home?” The question was obvious, and he shifted from his place on the sofa to look over at her more directly. He didn’t want to come off as strange. The girl was much younger than he, and he honestly had no ill intentions. She just looked so... peaceful. So comfortable. “I mean, you can stay here if you want.. I still have a bed in Mon’s room, she’s still staying upstairs with me.”
random sentence starters
random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.
“ who do you think you are? “
“ wait , did you just say you love me? “
“ please just … leave me alone. “
“ i’m so happy! “
“ is this a gift for me? “
“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “
“ i love you. “
“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “
“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “
“ w — what? “
“ … i’m sorry. “
“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “
“ bitch , guess what? “
“ oh my god … “
“ fuck you to fucking hell! “
“ man … go to hell. “
“ what did you just send me? “
“ what did you just say? “
“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “
“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “
“ are you jealous? “
“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “
“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “
“ you’re so stupid. “
“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “
“ you don’t want me. “
“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “
“ let me take you out on a date. “
“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
“ no! don’t tickle me! “
“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “
“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “
“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “
“ so what will it be tonight? “
“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “
“ i don’t love you. “
“ you don’t love me. “
“ … is there something you want? “
“ you know , you’re really cute. “
“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “
“ shh … don’t cry. “
“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “
“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “
“ hello darkness my old friend … “
“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “
“It’s been raining for days.”
“Looks like the rainy season is finally here.”
“Shall I put on a pot of tea?”
“Turn up the heat/put another log on the fire, the rain brought a chill.”
“Close the window, you’ll ruin the flooring!”
“You’re sopping wet.”
“What on earth were you doing out there?”
“Fine, you can come in, but take off your shoes.”
“I don’t need you tracking mud everywhere.”
“The sound of rain is so nice.”
“You’re going out? In this?”
“You can’t go out there, it’s pouring down rain!”
“I like the rain and all, but being stuck inside is so boring.”
“The day would be a lot less boring if you learned how to sit still.”
“I cannot believe we’re stuck in this!”
“Maybe we should find somewhere to take cover until it stops.”
“Does it ever stop raining here?”
“Oh no! The rain ruined our picnic.”
“Want to go for a walk in the rain?”
“Can I have a blanket?”
“Sorry to intrude. This rain came out of nowhere.”
“Look at the sky! The lightning is insane.”
“It’s getting pretty intense out there.”
“A rainy day, warm blankets, a cup of tea, and a book to tie it all together.”
“Let’s go for a walk in the rain.”
“Here, this should warm you up.”
“Come in here before you catch a cold.”
“Ugh, that’s just a silly old wives’ tale.”
“I pity the poor souls caught out in this.”
“Aren’t there any books to read?”
“Rains smells so different in the city.”
“The rain smells better in the countryside.”
“Nothing like the sound of rain to go with a good book.”
“Careful, the tea is still hot.”
-draws on the fogged up windows-
-Flips loudly through book-
-sighs- “It’s so cozy in here.”
Platonic Requests for Affection
“I’m so tired… ”
“I don’t want to be alone.”
“My hands are shaking.”
“Don’t get up. I’m comfortable like this.”
“Please stay. I’d like some company.”
“Could I get a hug?”
“Would you pet my hair?”
“Will you sing something for me?”
“I just want to be close to someone for a little bit. Is that okay?”
“Can I lay my head in your lap?”
“You can touch my hair but don’t mess it up!”
“Here, lay down in my lap.”
“You know, you’re pretty comfy.”
“Come here, ya big lug/small fry.”
“Just take my hand. It’ll be better, I promise.”
“I’m not letting go.”
“I’ll hold you as long as you need.”
“It’s okay to stay, you know.”
“I’m so happy you’re here with me.”
“Your hugs are warm. We should do this more often.”
[ SMS ] i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
-- @painterlyjongin | TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! }}
[MSG: Jongin] Is there any more pizza?[MSG: Jongin] How dirty was the floor--[MSG: Jongin] If it fell right side up you could get away with it maybe
Kim Wonjung by Kwak Kigon
bby <3
“Hyung...why is there a baby in the house?”
– @thevictoryofthepeople }}
“Eunwoo!” ROWAN sprang up, smiling widely at the boy for a moment before turning and picking the small child up from her carrier. He held her easily, and bounced her up and down a few times before turning back to EUNWOO. “This is going to sound weird. But this is Monja, and she’s going to be staying with us for a while, okay?”
TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
EXHIBITIONIST MAYBE? WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE FOR THE PLEASURE OF OTHERS?
– It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to! }}
He paused, thinking for a moment. “That could be plausible. Though I think I’m more interested in whether my partner enjoys being watched. If it was something that got to them, that would get to me.”
You know the jongin you're with used to be a bondage slave right? Isn't that a little at odds with the whole religious thing?
“Of course I do. That’s not something he’s ever hidden from me.” Arms crossed again. He truly did hate it when people questioned his relationships-- especially when they were right. “It does. But that isn’t any of your business, is it. You know what isn’t at odds with my religion? Forgiveness from sin. You need to stop caring so much about what I’m doing.”
YOU'RE HOT. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS GONNA WANT TO KNOW YOUR BUSINESS. SO YOU'RE INTERSTED IN OTHER PEOPLES INTEREST IN YOUR SEX LIFE? ARE YOU A VOYEUR? WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT?
– It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to! }}
“Dear, I don’t think voyeur is quite the same thing. I have no interest in seeing other people’s affairs.”
"Did you... make this baby with someone?" He blinked, confused and happy. Jongin loved babies and always wanted some if his own. He wouldn't blame the other man for getting with a woman despite dating him; after all Jongin was obviously a male.
-- @painterlyjongin }}
“Gorgeous, don’t you think I would have told you already if I’d had a baby on the way? C’mon.” He mused and shook his head, then his lips pressed together-- almost sad at the thought of what he was about to say. “She was left at the church. No one’s seen her before, and the police can’t match her to any hospital records. So um.. I took her.”
IM INTERESTED BECAUSE ITS SINDAY. SO YOU HAVE NO KINKS AND ONLY KIND OF EXPERIENCED A BLOWJOB. WHY DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO ASK ABOUT SEXUAL STUFF IF YOU'RE CAGEY AND DONT KNOW ANYTHING?
– It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to! }}
“That’s not a good reason.” He hummed, smiling. “Simple. It’s amusing to see how interested people get. Everyone seems to think I have a lot more going on than I do, you know. Why is that?”