hey y’all! i’ve been in the writing mood so here are some autumnal writing prompts, both tricks and treats!
1. “I don’t really like candy corn.”
2. “I have no one to go apple picking with…”
3. “Do you… maybe wanna have a scary movie night?”
4. “Did you bring an umbrella?”
5. “My hands are so cold.”
6. “Can I borrow your hoodie?”
7. “Look at all the leaves!”
8. “Can you light a candle or something?”
9. “I know a way to warm you up.”
10. “What kind of candy should i get.”
11. “My nephew wants us to take him trick or treating this year.”
12. “Haven’t you ever seen the leaves change colors before?”
13. “Oh no, it looks like it’s gonna rain.”
14. “Your sweater is so big!”
16. “Why is it so hot? It’s October!”
17. “Why did you get such a tiny pumpkin? We have to carve this!”
18. “You didn’t tell me we had to carve this!”
19. “Be careful with the decorations! That ladder won’t hold your— weight.”
20. “Are you seriously going all black this month?”
21. “What is the point of pumpkin spice pringle’s.”
22. “Summer is over. Stop wearing sunscreen.”
23. “The sun doesn’t go away just because it’s fall.”
24. “It’s raining so much.”
25. “But you’re so tall! Can you pleaaase come apple picking with me?”
26. “We are NOT dressing up my animal in a halloween costume.”
27. “You make a pretty cute ghost, babe.”
28. “I don’t want to go either but it’s a company party and there’s free food and we might as well have fun with it, right?”
29. “When was the last time you went to a Halloween party?”
30. “What are you going to dress up as?”
31. “You’ve never been to a corn maze?!”
32. “If you want to go to the haunted house I’ll go with you, just so you don’t get scared, y’know?”
33. “They have the best plain donuts here i’ve ever had in my life.”
34. “Cider is the best drink. Period.”
35. “But I’ve never made an apple pie before.”
36. “Come on, aren’t you excited to see the little kids trick or treating?”
37. “I don’t have to have to hand out candy alone, just put on the costume!”
38. “I picked it out especially with you in mind! You’re hurting my feelings!”
39. “They have good stuff down at the farmers market.”
40. “Why are your eyes so… red?”
41. “I haven’t been sleeping well lately.”
43. “Is that an… actual skeleton?”
44. “It’s just your imagination.”
45. “Maybe it’s just a scary prank.”
46. “Is that your blood!?”
47. “Is this what being poisoned feels like?”
48. “Help them! They can’t breathe!”
49. “It’s just a scrape…”
50. “How did you break your leg? And so close to Halloween, too?”
51. “Do you know what death smells like?”
52. “Is that a real knife?”
53. “Your nose is bleeding, like, really bad.”
54. “Just sit down, I’m gonna take the nail out.”
55. “It’s Halloween, they’re probably just in a costume.”
56. “You’re scary good at that. For a beginner.”
58. “There’s nothing better than fresh meat.”
59. “When I said trick or treat, I meant just treat.”
