save the whales

[sixpenceee]

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

[thebroccoligoblin]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

[joshmuratori]

rip polly pocket paddle boat

[literal-humangarbage-deactivate]

‘That’s a mood’

[saltymommie]

This is better than interstellar

[jonasbro]

What fanfic is this omfg

[torontogawd-deactivated20200201]

okay please get married

[charliebattinson]

I gotta hit shawn with my bike

[lovinmendes98]

@pattinsonshawn I just screamed 😂😂😂😂

[shawnratedr-deactivated20190129]

Shawn’s the type to not whisper in your ear, how bad he wants to fuck you when the two of you finally get alone, but instead he gets this look that only you can read and a energy that only you can sense. You’ll be all dressed up, Shawn’s in a nice suit and he can’t keep his hands off of you. Whether he’s rubbing your lower back through your dress and trailing his hand dangerously low, kissing your forehead and temple, putting a piece of hair behind your ear, or just rubbing any parts of your body as his body fiends for you. To others its unnoticeable, it’s just two lovers head over heels for one another, but to you..all you have to do is look his eyes and see how dark the hazel in his irises had become. Only you could read the way his eyebrow twitched, how lightly flushed his face became when you shared eye contact. It’s major energy between you two. Almost telepathic. He doesn’t have to speak a word to you to tell you what it is that is on his mind

[lovinmendes98]

Why is he so fucking adorable?

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.

[rollinthunderr-deactivated20220]

LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: tonight there were 3 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: 4 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy 

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife 

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

hey guys guess what it’s been 2 years since the pumpkins and 

we’re still each other’s biggest fans

[broadwayandtvshowsallthetime]

Omg this is the cutest story 😍

[golgibodi]

THE TAG ON THE FIRST POST SAID HER ROOMMATE HAD A HUGE thing for him what HAPPENED!!!!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

my roommate the time had a serious boyfriend of a few years and tried to tell me i couldn’t date howard. turns out she wasn’t the greatest friend and i didn’t need that kind of negativity in my life. so i got a new roommate. Howard. 

that’s what happened 

[boyzoo]

Shawn Mendes at Vanity Fair Oscar Party 2018

[just-shower-thoughts]

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

[maplesugacookie]

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

[dailystrangerthings]

Joe Keery photographed by Samuel Ramirez for Rogue Magazine (Fall 2016)

[michael-hearteyes-wheeler]

Stranger Things characters as texts from/to my friends.

[dinuguan]

[untitledplacebo]

A 1 carrot ring

[justinpie]

Blocked

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

[realpain-realgame]

@interceptingwaves

[allthesweetness]

  Vanessa Hudgens | Instagram

[uskradetat-deactivated20170722]

I’m dying

[soubrettina]

the things nerds do to avoid awkward conversations…

[democraticsenator]

This reminds me of that one story where this guy ran a marathon and whenever someone would try to talk to him, he would run a little faster to avoid small talk conversation with other competitors and ended up winning the marathon

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

This is amazing

[medievalthymes]

if i don’t end up running down a palace hallway in a flowing couture dress at least once in my life then whats the point

[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

[iverbz]

[theseancequeen]

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

[stephrc79]

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

[strangerthingscast]

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