my daughter, seconds after being born: I’m baby?

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my daughter, seconds after being born: I’m baby?
Reminder for nonbinary people:
You’re still nonbinary when you wear a dress.
You’re still nonbinary when you have facial hair.
You’re still nonbinary when you wear makeup.
You’re still nonbinary when your hair is long, short, shaved, mid length, or gone.
You’re still nonbinary when your chest is flat.
You’re still nonbinary when your body is curvy.
All of this applies whether its due to your own choice, or because someone/something is not allowing you to present the way that you want.
I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000
generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z.
When you turn your hot ass car on in the summer and scorching AC comes on
Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy
In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will
I should probably just put this in my bio: “spends most of their time defending Vision from haters”
honestly michael b jordan singlehandedly redefined the art hoe look in this sole scene of black panther
an icon! a game-changer! everyone else step tf up!
i think the credit should also go to Black Panther’s costume designer Ruth B. Carter! let’s celebrate the black women that create all the things we love and enjoy.
you are absolutely 100% correct and this is the only comment i’m accepting on this post from now on
listen… i’m a lesbian and i know full well what oppression based on love is like… but i wish white gay folks wouldn’t act like sexuality is the only reason anyone’s ever felt that
there are people in my family who’ve been disowned because they married someone of a different colour to them… i’m mixed race and the very concept of my existence would’ve been illegal in the us when my parents were born. the supreme court only ruled against discrimination of mixed-race marriages in 1967! that’s barely 50 years ago. homophobia is an awful thing to experience and i know that from first hand experience but i’m begging you to remember that gay people aren’t the only ones being killed for who they love. please remember the struggles faced by Black and brown people when you talk about oppression. please have some solidarity with your nonwhite friends (especially your nonwhite gay friends!) when you talk about dismantling the systems that keep us alone and isolated. please remember the horrible history that is anti-miscegenation laws when you talk about equal marriage rights, because they aren’t just for white gay people.
this is okay for white people to reblog
friend: makes a typo
me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo
Bitch I sat here and waited like a dumbass!
Consider: the monkey brain/human brain meme but instead it’s feminist brain/lesbian brain
Feminist brain: this character would never realistically fight in that outfit
Lesbian brain: tiddies hot
Feminist brain: gender non confirming women as villains are queercoding and teaching us that being a lesbian / wlw / gnc woman is evil and bad
Lesbian brain: step on me hot evil lady
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So, Melania hasn’t been seen in 15 days but the president sees apparitions of her. Just another normal day in the normal timeline.
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guys did he kill her
Made these in honor of pride month!
Edit: Added even more flags here —–> [2nd Post]
Starbucks employee: light caramel frappucino for mike
Me: hey, why is this place called starbucks
Starbucks employee: are you mike
Me: yes
Starbucks employee: then take your drink and leave please
Me: ok