𝕾𝖆𝖉 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖔

Chishy || 26 || he/she/they || Born to be mild™ || in love with my wife whatisitguys

[milf-adjacent]

Tayne.Mp4

[klapollo]

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

[klapollo]

Outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite grows to more than 1,000 cases

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

[cutecipher]

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

[cutecipher]

he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy

[aberrantemotion]

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

[cutecipher]

fuck.

[no-name-draws13]

Ok op now you have to go murder a rich boys parents to fix your mistake

[cutecipher]

don't have to ask me twice

[skelotan]

As soon as the pearly gates close he'll come back and ask them to be open again

PATREON

[stitchposts]

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

[montymollusk]

terrible comic day 2025

[xavantina]

Murderbot + text posts [194/∞]

[kabber]

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[everydaylouie]

heatwave

[lesbianwyllravengard]

[ot3]

shout-out to characters who let their childhood friend situationship dictate the course of their life to a degree that spits in the face of any and all reason. they're doing important work.

[mosscobblestone]

hey does this shoutout apply to people who may or may not actually be like this in real life ..? asking for a friend

[ot3]

no sorry it's one of those things that's only enjoyable in fiction. like child soldiers or blonde men.

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]

[idkwhatimdoing-27]

HELLO!! I know its like literally a month later but i finally got around to editing together my footage from the la ntbts fan meetup and thought i should probably post this since i said i would! anyways i hope you all enjoy it was a great fun to meet all you cool people and also film this little vlog type thing!!

[idkwhatimdoing-27]

everyone at the LA ntbts fan meetup was really cool and nice and i hope you all did not get as sunburned as i did

[lowkeloki]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[saessenach]

A CENTURY AGO