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finnslay

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

bberry005

ready for the trinity santos and dennis whitaker bestfriendship of all time on levels that no one else can comprehend. i need them to walk into the next season arguing about how trinity broke the coffee machine in the one singular way where it's unfixable. need dennis to talk about how someone tried to break into the apartment and trinity broke their arm in five places. they watch shitty medical dramas together and get genuinely angry at inaccuracies and use said inaccuracies to quiz each other. trinity took no less than 100 pictures on dennis's residency match day. dennis tells trinity that he's survived multiple tornadoes and her only reaction was calling him a loser because he's never been stormchasing. this isn't even all the thoughts i've had and i finished the finale 15 minutes ago

oops-all-birbs

Looking up Nebraska and Pennsylvania time zones for fic purposes, knowing full well that if it doesn't match what I want to write I will fully ignore the answer

But it works so yay! <3

killue

why tha fuck so many porn blogs follow me…..wtf you tryna jack off to? my depression?? naruto? kermit the frog memez???.. what yhe Fuck

forgivemekarlmarx

izolyn

I’m sorry, is his stance now “be glad I’m not having you murdered instead”?

rylandsgrace

Who did this 💀

steddielations

I’m 💀

steddielations

steve: *takes off his shirt*

eddie, immediately:

ilyascock

Why does he look so serious…

claraoswalds

ahjiing

Shitty public bathroom make out session. Romance

littleststarfighter

When you survive the end of the world by partying with your (maybe?) Monster hunting boyfriend. Or are they ‘steddie’ already XD

(Yeah, yeah. I make dad jokes. My Gen X arse owns that. I’ll see myself out. ;p)

wifeofkakashihatake

Sasuke: Please pray for Naruto. Sakura: What happened to him? Is he okay?! Sasuke: Nothing, he's just very stupid.

steddiealltheway

Incorrect Fruity Four Living Together Quotes

Eddie: *watching their house burn down*

Eddie:

Eddie: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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Nancy: Yesterday, I overheard Steve saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Eddie replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

-:-:-:-:-:-

Steve: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.

Eddie: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

-:-:-:-:-:-

Jonathan: What’s Eddie to you?

Steve, Robin, and Nancy: The reason we wake up every morning.

Argyle: …that’s adorable.

Eddie, earlier that morning, banging pots together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!