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Last (!) chapter of We Should Just Kiss (Like Real People Do)

it's been a while! But we did it! It's the end!

Rating: Explicit

Relationship: Michael "Robby" Robinavitch/Dennis Whitaker

Chapter 8: I Had a Thought, Dear

Summary:

Dennis sat up, absolutely outraged. "Excuse me!? I'm the problem here??" "Obviously. I mean, you seduced me, when I was trying to do the right thing." The corners of Robby's mouth twitched as he did his best not to smile.

Let's get serious, let's get silly <3

#the pitt #hucklerobby #dennis whitaker #robby robinavitch #i've finished something???? incredible #who'd have thunk!

hometoursandotherstuff

sobcat

old painting, deer infront of the windows xp solitaire winning animation

parkchanwoohoo

When my cousin's then-boyfriend texted her that he would be coming home late because he would be stopping by the department store on his way home from work, she, knowing full well that he hates going there, never buys clothes there if he can help it, and generally asks to stay home whenever she goes, knew instantly that he could only be going for one reason: To buy an engagement ring.

Practical-minded, she responded: Don't forget the coupon we got in the mail, there's a discount on rings. Ever helpful, she sent him a photo of the coupon code.

He left her on read. When he came home, he was cagey and grumbling, and when she was like "Did you remember to use the coupon" he was like, "I don't know what you're talking about, why would I be buying jewelry, etc.," not meeting her eye.

Few weeks later he took her out to dinner at a fancy restaurant, spent the entire night grumbling under his breath and shaking his head in disbelief, before going "아이씨" and pulling the ring box out of his pocket and slamming it down on the table. "How the hell did you know," he said, begrudgingly impressed.

She was like, "It's really not hard" and then was like "Did you use the coupon" and he was like "Yes I used the coupon"

And to me, this is romance

mundaneamerica

Mundane America. Broken pole with rope and an American Flag. Cincinnati, Ohio.

gaslampsglow

Wait. Wait.

Wait.

I know that telephone pole.

I know that telephone pole intimately because I’m the one who broke it.

Thats the pole next to Sycamore Jr. High, in between the jr high school and Pipkins, where I had my second car accident. A woman t-boned my car and drove me into that pole in 2008 and it took them years to actually take it down.

That black metal pole you see just beyond the broken phone pole is a “Now Leaving/Welcome To Blue Ash, Ohio” sign, visible at 5520 Cooper Road on google maps.

(the flag is there, btw, because its the starting point for the Blue Ash/Montgomery July 4th parade.)

nehirose

The internet is so staggeringly immense that I can’t help but be disproportionately delighted when things like this happen.

moneyissues

speedlimit15

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

anneemay

nyancrimew

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

carby

Roses are red, my favorite season is fall,

teslafactory

every few months some annoying motherfucker makes a post asking why it's called 'spirk' instead of 'spork' or 'kock' and the short, easy answer is: spirk is already the silly ship name, the og ship name is 'k/s' and the og og ship name is 'the premise', because spirk is a ship so old that it was around before ship names were invented. now never come into my house again.

trekheritageposts

star trek heritage post (October 9th, 2023)

evilthotiana

falseficus

theres a real answer to this. if i understand correctly because of the way proportions work a smaller thing’s ratio of surface area to interior is greater, so a mini mnm will have proportionally more candy shell and less chocolate interior than a normal size mnm. so even if you increased in size this much the ratio of chocolate to shell in a normal mnm would remain the same so they would not taste like the more-candy-per-total-mass mini mnms. if mnms increased in size proportionally with you, they would taste more chocolatey than normal mnms

this is a similar concept to the reason why creatures in the deep sea can evolve to be gigantic despite the rarity of food sources: its actually metabolically more efficient to be fuckhuge because your surface area/body mass ratio will be less and thus youll lose less heat through your skin (relative to your mass) to the surrounding cold environment of the sea than a smaller organism would lose

evilthotiana

you’re everything

miamaimania

“Embroidered Snowy Steps” ❋ The only footprints that won’t melt

#WHAT DO YOU MEAN EMBROIDERY

once-a-polecat

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

beardedmrbean

blueangelbby

omg fluff friday… dennis doing yard work or whatever and he’s all sweaty n gross and robby goes out to give him a glass of lemonade and he gets flustered despite being a fiftysomething year old man and not, like, a college kid looking at the hot neighbour. but dennis looks sooooo pretty all flushed from the sun and a tan line by his shoulder and he’s saying something to robby but robby has no idea what the fuck it is because he just really wants to kiss dennis, man, his nice boyfriend is doing all this work for him and robby really wants to kiss him. cue dennis being like “? robby? are you okay? do you smell toast”

of course jack is watching from the window laughing his ass off and does not give robby a single moment’s peace when he comes inside

Robby and Jack doing rock paper scissors on who gets to take him a drink. Only for Robby to immediately fumble whatever plan he had. He thinks he was going to try and kiss Dennis. Maybe it was going to be a few inappropriate touches.

Not anymore. Now he’s just staring at how the sweat makes Dennis glisten and how his curls have gotten tighter with the heat and there’s even a few freckles peeking out from his time in the sun.

God Dennis is just so pretty.

“You missed a spot over there” is what Robby manages to get out pointing at a perfectly even line of cut grass.

Leading to Jack throwing his hands up in the air “Jesus we were going to fuck him now he’s going to be busy for another two hours. Great going dumbass next time just stay inside”

icantspellthings

Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because

icantspellthings

I literally live in south east asia

hollowedskin

Most countries cut the map like that because it's the easiest and most logical place to have a big vertical split! Everyone else agrees that the awkward and self centred way that Americans cut the map so that they sit in the middle is obnoxious as hell.