☆ WALLY WEST ☆

Absolute Wally 15 and silly

[absolutelywally]

INSPIRED BY: Absolute Flash (2025)

⚡️ Running late, as usual!

After moving about twenty thousand times (thanks dad) I figured having online friends would be easier than having irl friends.

Not that I don’t have any…

Anyways.

RULES & DNI & MUN

List of my other blogs

-> Wally is 15, no being freaky. Due to the nature of his age I will make nsfw jokes but they will only stay jokes. So please, in the future while interacting, keep in mind that even though I allow nsfw jokes I am not fine with straight up smut

-> this is a practice account to see if I can grasp his personality correctly and if I can maybe I’ll get a normal non absolute Wally account

-> No proships, I personally don’t like them but do anything you want in your own account idc, just don’t pull me into that stuff

-> he might be a mix of mature and immature , if you know the lore of absolute flash you can tell he didn’t have much time to stay a child soo be kind and mindful!! Personality is the mix of Absolute Flash Wally and Young Justice Wally because I lack seriousness in my body

-> I’m open to all sorts of rp, tag me, ask me stuff & give me lore I love all of it

-> romantically I haven’t set anything for this account but I’m open to stuff, just as long as it’s not a proship etc!! I like my Wally BI So do with that as you will

-> due to the multiverse thing there’s a chance he might not know your character, in that case introduce yourself & I’ll introduce myself<3

-> be kind, no hate and no drama

-> no homophobia, racism or anything alike is allowed on this account

-> mun is 18+1

[brucewayneloveswomen]

Thinking of deleting these blogs:

@blondestblazer

@mandynotblazer

@rk800-in-gotham

@absolutelywally

What do u guys think abt this

[brucewayneloveswomen]

So what's up with the presidential election, mr candidate?

Okay thank you for reminding me of this!! I owe you guys an election!!

Basically I decided to run for President because let’s face it Lex Luthor isn’t doing his job that well.

The movements this brought upon Gotham (directly and indirectly)

#BruceWayneForPresident2026

#ScrewLexLuthor

Here’s why you should vote for me :3

( And FYI that list was made before the recent ICE developments. If I become the President I promise you ice won’t be able to come near anyone ever again. )

The official poll for the next president!!

Bruce Wayne

Lex Luthor

Voting ended onFeb 7

[brucewayneloveswomen]

//NEW ACCOUNTS ALERTTTTT

DISPATCH FANDOM HERE I COMEEEEE

@blondestblazer

@mandynotblazer

feel free to drop by and I would love it if you guys could pop in an ask or two <3

[brucewayneloveswomen]

//Okay so half of the no magic college au blog has been formed and the lore post has been somewhat written :3

is there anyone who would genuinely be interested in participating in that or like is a college AU too boring

Some changes in the story (compared to the comics)

-> the batkids or idk oc variants are orphans that Bruce visits at an orphanage sometimes, he promises to adopt them as soon as he graduates

-> Damian is actually a very early pregnancy Talia’s father hates them for, he’s gonna be the coparented child

-> mentions of a brutaliakhoa friend group (my friend said this was a great idea, to make them the asshole rich kids with problems and toxic friendships towards each other)

-> some other characters are up for debate since we didn’t think that much

-> I have a lot to write about superbat since this generated from superbat fanart mostly

-> just realizing this is giving interactive fanfiction

[absolutelywally]

I HATE THESE FUCKASS POWERS

MAN I WAS JUST TRYING TO GO ON LIKE A THERAPEUTIC LITTLE RUN. 💔💔

And I ZONED OUT FOR AN HOUR

POOF!!! IM IN FUCKING PARIS.

[theblueboyscout]

I can give you a ride home if you want? :)

[absolutelywally]

Yes thank you, I would love a ride home :(

[wall-e-thewest]

Super speed will not let you outrun the sound of your newlywed neighbors playing “Shape of you” by ED SHEERAN. While DOING FREAKY STUFF.

SOMEONE PICK ME UP 💔💔💔 IM TRAUMATIZED I DONT LIKE THIS APARTMENT ANYMORE.

[wall-e-thewest]

Me cooking part 2 🫡

[absolutelywally]

//continuing this there bc yeah

[absolutelywally]

I’m sorry about Barry :( it’s not your fault.

Oh but it is. You weren't there. It IS my fault. I killed him. He wouldn't have died if it wasn't for me.

[absolutelywally]

Let. me. cook. 🗣️

[blackandblue-bludhaven]

IM NOT REAL?????????

[absolutelywally]

Yeah.🤨 And so are you brothers.

[absolutelywally]

Let. me. cook. 🗣️

[irl-batsignal]

luthor is spelt wrong according to your notes app cause the guy aint real which means he aint bald

[absolutelywally]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT ‼️

[brucewayneloveswomen]

//ACCOUNT HAS BEEN MADE <3

//Pls go follow my new blog @wall-e-thewest :D

[absolutelywally]

Let. me. cook. 🗣️

[timothydrakeofficial]

Don't worry, Lex won't be bald for long, I'll experiment with mold on his head and then he'll have some fuzz on there. 🤗😁👍

[2speedy2slick]

Please do so. We need his hair back so we can reinstate him into the ginger alliance.

[absolutelywally]

Hell no dude, gingers are cool people. That EVIL man is gonna represent us??? No way.

[2speedy2slick]

Stop being such an idealist. He’s not representing us, he’s a member. And one of our strongest. We NEED him.

[absolutelywally]

He’s evil. Straight up evil. I don’t want this man in our ginger alliance he’s going to cause so much chaos and problems.

[absolutelywally]

Let. me. cook. 🗣️

[timothydrakeofficial]

Don't worry, Lex won't be bald for long, I'll experiment with mold on his head and then he'll have some fuzz on there. 🤗😁👍

[absolutelywally]

😦… okay that’s…!!! innovative!! I support you dude

[absolutelywally]

Let. me. cook. 🗣️

[timothydrakeofficial]

Don't worry, Lex won't be bald for long, I'll experiment with mold on his head and then he'll have some fuzz on there. 🤗😁👍

[2speedy2slick]

Please do so. We need his hair back so we can reinstate him into the ginger alliance.

[absolutelywally]

Hell no dude, gingers are cool people. That EVIL man is gonna represent us??? No way.

[absolutelywally]

I HATE THESE FUCKASS POWERS

MAN I WAS JUST TRYING TO GO ON LIKE A THERAPEUTIC LITTLE RUN. 💔💔

And I ZONED OUT FOR AN HOUR

POOF!!! IM IN FUCKING PARIS.

[wayneenterprise-pr]

GET ME CHEESE, PLEASE I WANT CHEESE SO MUCH WALLY PLEASEEEEE

[absolutelywally]

CHEESE??? Just cheese? Okay sure why not, what kind?

[wayneenterprise-pr]

ALL THE CHEESE. EVERY KIND YOU CAN FIND

[absolutelywally]

I hope you have space for all of this

[wayneenterprise-pr]

I WILL MAKE SPACE WALLY DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT

[absolutelywally]

ALRIGHT 🫡 bringing some over really soon

what are you even gonna do with all this cheese

I’m bringing back enough to put you in a coma if you consume it all

[absolutelywally]

I HATE THESE FUCKASS POWERS

MAN I WAS JUST TRYING TO GO ON LIKE A THERAPEUTIC LITTLE RUN. 💔💔

And I ZONED OUT FOR AN HOUR

POOF!!! IM IN FUCKING PARIS.

[wayneenterprise-pr]

GET ME CHEESE, PLEASE I WANT CHEESE SO MUCH WALLY PLEASEEEEE

[absolutelywally]

CHEESE??? Just cheese? Okay sure why not, what kind?

[wayneenterprise-pr]

ALL THE CHEESE. EVERY KIND YOU CAN FIND

[absolutelywally]

I hope you have space for all of this