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schmuck

@absoluteschmuck

a secondary blog dedicated entirely to whatever comedian i'm infatuated with at the moment. main blog: https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/imightsecretlybeadragon

22 posts

absoluteschmuck

Aug 8, 2020

(more) middleditch & schwartz icons

if you do decide to use ‘em please like and/or reblog this post :)

#thomas middleditch #ben schwartz #middleditch & schwartz #middleditch and schwartz #thomas middleditch icon #ben schwartz icon #icon #icons

absoluteschmuck

Aug 6, 2020

ben schwartz’s magnificent hair icons

if you do decide to use ‘em please like and/or reblog this post :)

#ben schwartz #ben schwartz icon #middleditch & schwartz #middleditch and schwartz #icons #jean ralphio #parks and rec

absoluteschmuck

Aug 6, 2020

middleditch & schwartz icons

if you do decide to use ‘em please like and/or reblog this post :)

#thomas middleditch #ben schwartz #middleditch & schwartz #middleditch and schwartz #no one asked for this #but here you go anyway #ben schwartz icon #thomas middleditch icon

absoluteschmuck

Jul 30, 2020

(80s) bill hader icons

if you do decide to use ‘em please like and/or reblog this post :)

#bill hader #bill hader icon #bill hader icons #80s bill hader #documentary now #documentary now icons #adventureland #mr runner up #snl #snl icons

absoluteschmuck

Jul 30, 2020

(50s) bill hader icons

if you do decide to use ‘em please like and/or reblog this post :)

#bill hader #bill hader icon #bill hader icons #50s au #50s bill hader #documentary now #Globesman #pineapple express #icon #icons #snl #snl icons #vintage au #vintage bill hader

absoluteschmuck

Jul 28, 2020

(50s) john mulaney icons

if you do decide to use ‘em please like and/or reblog this post :)

#John Mulaney #john mulaney icon #john mulaney icons #kid gorgeous #comeback kid #weatherman john mulaney #icon #icons #snl

absoluteschmuck

Jul 17, 2020

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You: Twilight is the best love story ever

Me, an intellectual:

absoluteschmuck

Jul 16, 2020

bill hader snl icons

if you do decide to use ‘em please like and/or reblog this post :

#bill hader #bill hader icon #bill hader icons #snl #snl icons #dwayne vogelcheck #herb welch #nitro #laser cats #stefon #tony dinato #vince blight #vinny vedecci #devin #californians

absoluteschmuck

Jul 12, 2020

(more) john mulaney + pete davidson icons

if you do decide to use ‘em please like and/or reblog this post :)

#john mulaney #pete davidson #john mulaney icon #john mulaney icons #pete davidson icon #pete davidson icons #john mulaney and pete davidson #snl #snl icons #icon

absoluteschmuck

Jul 12, 2020

“come on baby light my fire”

“i am just give me a minute!”

Oh Hello Yoga with Mona

#oh hello #oh hello on broadway #oh hello kroll show #john mulaney #nick kroll #george st geegland #gil faizon #kroll show

absoluteschmuck

Jul 9, 2020

“those days are gone.”

Oh, Hello - Screw Off, New York - Kroll Show

#oh hello #oh hello on broadway #oh hello kroll show #kroll show #john mulaney #nick kroll

absoluteschmuck

Jul 9, 2020

(more) oh hello icons

if you do decide to use ‘em please like and/or reblog this post :)

#oh hello #oh hello on broadway #john mulaney #nick kroll #john mulaney icon #john mulaney icons #nick kroll icon #nick kroll icons #kroll show #gil faizon #george st geegland #icon #oh hello icons #oh hello icon

absoluteschmuck

Jul 9, 2020

john mulaney + pete davidson icons

if you do decide to use ‘em please like and/or reblog this post :)

#john mulaney #pete davidson #john mulaney icon #john mulaney icons #pete davidson icon #pete davidson icons #icon #bill hader icons #john mulaney and pete davidson #snl #snl icons

absoluteschmuck

Jul 3, 2020

(vintage) john mulaney + nick kroll icons; feat. aziz ansari

pictures taken from 1996-2007

if you do decide to use ‘em please like and/or reblog this post :)

#john mulaney #nick kroll #john mulaney icon #john mulaney icons #nick kroll icon #nick kroll icons #aziz ansari #can we talk about nick with long hair #cause damn

absoluteschmuck

Jul 2, 2020

Laser Cats 5

#bill hader #andy samberg #snl #laser cats #snl laser cats #you’re welcome

absoluteschmuck

Jul 2, 2020

STEFON'S LAST NAME IS ZOLESKY? STEFON HAS A LAST NAME??

YES I KNOW RIGHT!!?! Stefon’s first appearance was in a sketch with Ben Affleck, who played his brother David. In the sketch, Andy Samberg refers to them as the Zolesky brothers!!

i can’t find the original video, but the first vid in this compilation is the sketch i’m talking about :)

https://youtu.be/vwm_N2PCUz8

absoluteschmuck

Jul 2, 2020

john mulaney + petunia icons; feat. annamarie tendler

if you do decide to use ‘em please like and/or reblog this post :)

#john mulaney #john mulaney icon #john mulaney icons #annamarie tendler #annamarie tendler mulaney #petunia #petunia the french bulldog #icon #icons

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