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[absolutvdka]

#ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴠᴅᴋᴀ: an original character, a study of satanism, alcoholism, art, and the mastery of RUINING HER LIFE.

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heavily affiliated with @icebrgvdka & @smrnffvdka

[absolutvdka]

[ride-rpg]

☛ GET INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER'S HEAD! aka The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Meme

[thirstyfortom]

Ask a question, any question! Because I have nothing better to do than to answer your questions. … No, really. I don’t. D:

1: What does their bedroom look like?

2: Do they have any daily rituals?

3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

6: Eating habits and sample daily menu

7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

9: Makeup?

10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

11: Intellectual pursuits?

12: Favorite book genre?

13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?

16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?

17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

18: Favorite beverage?

19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

27: What is their biggest regret?

28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

31: Most prized possession?

32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?

33: Concept of home and family?

34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

36: What makes them feel guilty?

37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

40: How misanthropic are they?

41: Hobbies?

42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

43: Religion?

44: Superstitions or views on the occult?

45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

47: How do they express love?

48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

[uniiicornsources-old]

Send me a symbol to receive one of the following from my muse

Send ✆ for a morning text Send ♔ for an angry voice mail Send  ♠ for a prank call Send ☎ for an emotional voice mail  Send ☏ for a vague voice mail Send ❖ for a confession(voicemail or text, specify.) Send ⁇ for a worried text Send ♣ for a text not meant for yo Send ✘ for a text that should have been sent Send √ for an early morning text Send ☠ for misguided advice Send ☢ for a desperate text Send ☼ for a promise

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FROM THE ITALIAN JOB *  assorted dialogue from the 2003 movie, adjust as necessary

still don't trust me?

i trust everyone. it's the devil inside them i don't trust.

that's an interesting saying.

i had a real bad experience, man.

i feel so optimistic. how do you feel?

you know what "fine" stands for? freaked out, insecure, neurotic, and emotional.

are you kidding me? how does he do that?

i'm gonna need your shirt and your truck.

you're not too bright, are you?

what did you do to your hand?

don't talk about right or wrong with me, because i don't give a shit.

we made our play, and i came out on top.

what is your play here, really?

come on, what do you think?

there are two kinds of thieves in this world: the ones who steal to enrich their lives, and those who steal to define their lives. don't be the latter.

what are you talking about?

find somebody you want to spend the rest of your life with, and hold onto them forever.

just give me a minute.

take all the time you need.

why don't you just come by? we'll have some breakfast.

you blew the best thing you had going for you. you blew the element of surprise.

it would be nice if it was true.

how do you know that?

why are you encouraging this?

where do we want it to go?

we can't have a shoot up without guns. we'd lose.

you know this was never about the gold.

whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart.

damn, that was cool.

how did you do that?

don't you want to see what's inside?

i'm sending you something.

does it smell nice?

say it again, man.

do not be messing with me right now. i will kick your ass.

i think it's time to move on.

where's my truck? what the fuck happened to my truck?

i never look inside.

i thought you'd never ask.

don't worry, i'm not going to shoot you.

you've got no imagination.

we didn't get a chance to meet!

wow, that is a nice car.

turn in your badge and your weapon.

it's a big stereo. speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off!

unlike you, my friend, i don't need a guide book.

the gang's all here.

do you always work in the dark?

how long to crack it?

can you change it back?

you are clear for ninety seconds.

i don't go out with strange men.

[name], how we looking?

this is it, guys, moment of truth.

it's over when i say it's over.

you're out of moves. the game is over. just give it up already.

hey, what's your problem, man?

i want to propose a toast. to us!

stop them before they hit the street.

i'll do it, [name]. i'm in all the way, whatever it takes.

take your hands off the wheel!

it doesn't quite do it for me.

you don't really seem like the adventurous type.

i wasn't making assumptions.

he touched my hand.

[absolutvdka]

[rpclefairy]

𝐁𝐆𝟑 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

a selection of lines from the various companions' banter quotes (not cut scene dialogues!) from baldur's gate 3. these are generally spoiler free and non context specific so they can apply to different settings and dynamics! feel free to change names and the like to customize the prompts.

“Death can't have me. Not yet…”

“Calm yourself. There is plenty of me to go around.”

“Realmspace is vast. Countless worlds to be mapped, kingdoms to be conquered.”

“I have missed this. The adventure. The danger. The kicking of butts!

“Let me guess - you need something.”

“Such attention.. I never realised I was so popular.”

“Let's cook with fire, baby.”

“Do you intend to vocalise every thought?. Or just the most obvious ones?”

“Wherever we go, ye gods let there be something green.”

“Careful, or I will take your toy away from you.”

“Watch your elders and learn.”

“Perhaps try attacking the enemy?”

“So much we don't know, lingering in the furthest reaches of existence.”

“All the world's my stage and you're just a player in it.”

“The shadows are my friend.”

“Yes, yes, have your fun. It isn't you they're trying to kill.”

“Feet planted firmly on Faerûn, please.”

“Admirable stamina, yet terrible priorities.”

“Well you certainly have the 'omnipresent' part down, don't you?”

“I am ready, whatever may come.”

“My faith protects me.”

“Need a throat slitting?”

“Death greets us all - but not today.”

“You need my expertise?”

“Can you feel death's cold grip?”

“So many stars, so many mysteries yet to be discovered.”

“Death comes quietly.”

“And I thought we were going to be friends.”

“Locked tight, but there must be some way to open it.”

“No, you can't die. Get up, damn you!

“You had my attention, now you have my fury.”

“From silence to suffering.”

“So many worlds out there. You'd need a thousand lifetimes to see them all - more.”

“I hope this is important. For your sake.”

“Let them gaze deep into their own abyss, and wonder just what it is they are trying to achieve.”

“I ought to just burn this whole thing down.”

“We have slightly more pressing matters to attend to.”

“You have still have time to surrender.”

“Every kicked buttock, another step on the path.”

“Weave save me. I can't take much more…

“You are right to fear me.”

“Let me look around. Might be something that'll help me crack this thing.”

“Incredible, to think how many worlds exist beyond this tiny speck within a speck I call home.”

“I really wish I could cast a Hold spell on you.”

“I can fawn over my face later.”

“Ready for another round?”

“Keep your blade close.”

“I can't unlock it from here, but there must be a switch or a button somewhere…”

“No, that's not moving. There must be a way to open it somewhere.”

“Battle favours the fearless.”

“Sleep with one eye open, evil. Maybe both.”

“Gotta be something around here to unlock this thing.”

“Why do beautiful people taste better?. It hardly seems fair on the ugly - they have such wonderful personalities.”

“Oh, calm down. I'm happy to see you too.”

“Just go for the Magic Missile and fire away. Never fails.”

“Still standing, no matter what you heard.”

“Enough waiting. I crave blood.”

“Hang on - I won't allow this. You aren't dead, go it?”

“GODS, it's HOT in here!”

“No rest for the wicked, I see.”

“Better to hide than fight, sometimes.”

“Would that I could hide from you, too.”

“Are you feeling lonely, perhaps?”

“There is no right or wrong, only truth.”

“Battle is afoot - you can poke me once we are safe.”

“What good all this ethereal eladrin blood if I can still get pimples?”

“I should've been a drow. They have such stylish armour.”

“I am armed! Armoured! And entirely sick of your foolishness.”

“Let's have some fun.”

“War is an old woman's game.”

“No rest, be you wicked or wise.”

“I'm getting too old for this nonsense.”

“I would poke you back, but I fear that's what you want.”

“You have my attention - now do something with it.”

“You are insistent, are you not?”

“Do what must be done.”

“Your suffering will be spectacular.”

“Lest I sit down for a rest and not rise again.”

“Better to look evil in the eye. Even if it be very small.”

“I'm not built to crouch.”

“I think I could go another round.”

“Always the same old song.”

“Is perfection too much to ask?”

“Eyes on victory, tummy on dinner.”

“So many places to be.. and I chose Baldur's Gate.”

“I'm not opening that. Not from here, at any rate.”

“What is the point, if not victory?”

“Won't last much longer like this.”

“Let's hope the locals are friendly.”

“Let us show them how it's done.”

“Weapons high. Standards higher.”

“Must everyone be so exhausting?”

“What I would not give for a chunk of fresh honeycomb…”

“Which way to the nearest library?”

“Now this is my happy place.”

“Who shall I silence?”

“Stop, or die.”

“Wear your scars proudly.”

[absolutvdka]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 ˥˥ƎH 𝐈𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝔽𝕃𝔸𝕄𝔼𝕊,

𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖞: a fandomless original brat. exploring themes of religion based trauma, alcoholism, satanism, witchcraft and the general act of ruining ones life. 18+. private and selective. summoned by jane.

𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒.

[absolutvdka]

[absolutvdka]

Is anyone interested in oli making a come back or 👀

[lsdambitions]

𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐘

a fandomless original character, managed by jane.

― (𝙽) 𝙵𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙸𝚃.

[petalsprompts]

𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 + 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

minors dni, mature / usfw questions ahead. please specify muse when sending to a mumu blog.

... 01. what sexuality does your muse identify as, or most closely with? 02. when did your muse realise they had become sexually attracted to others? 03. what traditional 'turn on's' apply most to your muse? 04. what non-sexual act of foreplay most turns them on? 05. what are the top kinks that your muse enjoys? 06. what are some/a kink that your muse wants to explore? 07. how to they view sexual intimacy and love? 08. outside of the bedroom or domicile, where has your muse had sex? 09. do they prefer/tend to be dominant, submissive, both, or etc.? 10. how often does your muse indulge in self-pleasure? 11. what is your muses favourite, or most favoured, position/s? 12. how sensitive sexually is your muse? 13. does your muse enjoy wearing something special in the bedroom? 14. has your muse ever indulged in temperature play? if not, would they? if so; how did they find the experience? 15. relative to genre, has your muse ever used toys with a partner or themselves? 16. how vocal is your muse when intimate? 17. how confident is your muse in expressing their desires? 18. has your muse ever bathed or showered naked intimately with another? 19. how does your muse feel about eye contact during sex? 20. has your muse ever indulged in the use of restraints; whether using them on someone or themselves?

[petalsprompts]

𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝('𝐧𝐭) 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 ; 𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑠

a collection of slightly heart-ache-inspired dialogue prompts by me. change pronouns/tenses/details as needed.

❝ i've been thinking about you a lot. ❞

❝ i can't keep you off my mind. ❞

❝ why do you have to go? ❞

❝ you'd think we'd be better at saying 'goodbye'. ❞

❝ you shouldn't look at me like that. ❞

❝ i shouldn't think about you that way. ❞

❝ do you think we missed our chance? ❞

❝ have i been on your mind? ❞

❝ you are never far from my thoughts. ❞

❝ i can feel your heart beating faster. ❞

❝ i miss the way you smell. ❞

❝ i know i shouldn't, but i want to see you. ❞

❝ you make it easy for me to be myself. ❞

❝ it's always been you, i don't know why. ❞

❝ i've missed your voice. ❞

❝ it should have been me. ❞

❝ i wish i'd known all this before we ended up here. ❞

❝ i hope the way i feel doesn't make things harder between us. ❞

❝ i can't offer you the life you have with them, i know that. ❞

❝ do you wish it was me? ❞

❝ you are my person, i know that. i should have said it before. ❞

❝ you're the only one that makes me feel safe. ❞

❝ it's too late to say it, but i wanted to say it anyway.❞

[angelprompts]

daisy jones and the six: ep 01   ♡   feel free to change anything as needed.  happy writing ᵔᴗᵔ

“i don’t even know where to begin.”

“do you ever shut up?”

“can i bum one of those?”

“she’s just a girl. there will be others.”

“what’s going on?”

“you know who i am?”

“lets go home.”

“you okay, man?”

“what are you doing? these are private.”

“okay, alright.. uh, what can i do to turn this around?”

“how about this.. you give me your number, and i’ll write you a song.”

“wow. has that line ever worked?”

“we had a lot of good days back then.”

“you’re a mess.”

“please don’t do this.”

“please don’t do this. alright? not now.”

“just because you want something to happen, doesn’t mean it’s going to.”

“do you really think that there’s a future here?”

“you’re out of your fucking mind.”

“how did i not know that about you?”

“sorry, what’s your name again?”

“there you are! i was looking for you.”

“it’s not what you think.”

“all i think is that you’re way too cool for that chick.”

“you sounded great up there.”

“you know a good place to get a bite around here?”

“what are you writing about?”

“so, that’s it then? it’s over?”

“lets get a move on.”

“are you sure about this?”

“i meant that as a compliment.”

“where are you going? hey. hey!”

“i’m not the muse, okay? i’m the somebody.”

“if enough people tell you you’re shit.. you believe ‘em.”

[absolutvdka]

@icebrgvdka liked for a starter

𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐆𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒, and today was no different. she waited until the dude left before she turned and quickly began making her way to desdemona's area, grinning the moment she laid eyes on her. ❝ girl, i have to tell you about my last client. ❞ she said immediately, moving further into the room so she could plop down into one of the chairs. ❝ so, he comes in and asks if we can scrap his planned piece for a memorial piece, i say yes cause i'm not that big of a bitch y'know and i didn't think it'd be that bad. so he says he wants one date under this, get this, porky the pig in a cop costume piece. for his dad. who was a cop. ❞ she laughed, shaking her head. ❝ the best part ? dude said his dad's still alive, thats why he only has his birthday there right now. he's on his way to show him right now. ❞

[absolutvdka]

@the1ongcon asked: 👀

Send 👀 to find out how much my muse would like to _____ yours | accepting

Get to know: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Befriend: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Date: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Make love with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Hook up with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Protect: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Help: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Stop: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Kill: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS!

[absolutvdka]

oli's carrd is mostly finished! go give it a look :) her bio will be up later.

[absolutvdka]

it's now totally finished!