[lmaonade]

going clown spotting 

[xtec]

have you checked the mirror

[lmaonade]

well if you want me to die you can just say so

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[vanwizard]

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

[bombing]

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

[maddieonthings]

[richist-deactivated20150511]

Make 2014 about you!!! Kill everyone else

[farmsuggestion]

old macdonald had ENOUGH

[geltoothpaste]

Listen. I’m the girl of your dreams

[gnarhh]

[rikivi]

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[ablepie]

[neekaisweird]

[addictedtothe-thrill]

I’d rather get hit by a car than have my heart broken ever again

[heavenlygrl]

been about you since i met u

[catwithbenefits]