Life Is A Beautiful Tragedy.

Hi, my name is Alby and I'm a gemini.

[kamalahq]

[thebootydiaries]

Trump: hillary clinton created ISIS with obama 

Trump supporters:

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[unrar]

[vxxt]

[gaksdesigns]

[serious]

[zoomerbro]

[oldfilthystate]

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

In light of Pride month, I would like to give a big ol FUCK YOU to straight couples who use dating sites to pick up bi women for their ugly sexual fantasies.

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

Another huge FUCK YOU to women who don’t want to be with bi men because they believe they are inherently gay

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

Another FUCK YOU to people who say bi women in relationships with men “have been straight all along”

[avatarparallels]

Sokka’s Priorities.

[umrzec]

[chaosophia218]

[collegiate-confession]

[lucie-k]

I am not kidding. This ME. LITERALLY.

[ml-j]

Same

[chaosophia218]

[maxblum]

[bigbagoflittledonuts]

#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

[mitten]