Ask Antauri's Abs!

LADIES

[abtauri]

((hey guys remember this meme lol you do now))

[abtauri]

YOURE BACK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

I HAVE BEEN BUSY GETTING EVEN MORE SWOL, EATING RIGHT, wallowing because nobody ever sends me ask anymore and showing off how cool i am is all that gives my existence meaning, DOING CRUNCHES, EMBRACING THE POWER PRIMATE, AND OCCASIONALLY YOGA FOR FLEXIBILITY!

[crazyravenclaws-revamp]

I was held at gunpoint and forced to post this

This is our Dwayne Johnson Antauri from the new srmthfg live action movie brought to you by disney

[abtauri]

THIS WOULD BRING TEARS TO MY EYES WITH ITS BEAUTY BUT ALAS I AM ONLY ABS I HAVE NO EYES TO CRY WITH

[waysingleton]

“How the Grinch “swole” Christmas…! By the third image I got sleepy lol…

[abtauri]

MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS STORY. THE ALCHEMIST WOULD READ THIS TO ME EVERY NIGHT.

[dennys]

THAT GUY IS FLAPJACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[abtauri]

#fitspiration

[abtauri]

No... It's impossible for one to be SO PERFECT!

NOT IF YOU EMBRACE THE POWER PRIMATE AND DO A TON OF CRUNCHESBELIEVE IN YOURSELF, ANON!!!!!!!!!!!

[abtauri]

So what's Antauri's reaction to his abs making a AMA blog? Does he get any say in anything? Or is he a slave to the abs?

HE UPDATES HIS OWN BLOG AT THE SAME TIME SO IT WORKS OUT

[abtauri]

What's your favorite song?

I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRTTOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRTSO SEXY IT HUUUUUUUURRRRRTSSSSSSSSS

[jigokuhana]

with that last pair of drawings all that I could think of was ABTAURI.

The most beautiful abs of all~ (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[abtauri]

HOW DO YOU WRITE ON THIS BLOG?!!! YOU'RE ABS!!!!

NEXT QUESTION

[argenteusphasma-deactivated2015]

I’m not responsable if you see this on your dash. I marry with that one of the SRMTHFG fandom who knows what I meant with that face. To cheat googling isn’t allowed. Enjoy my weird creation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) This is the sexy Abtauri. He only happens one day per year. Reblog and you’ll blessed with his sexyness this 2015 (???)

[abtauri]

No anon you're wrong. GABson may have /them/ all beat, but he ain't got nothin' on NovAB

[abtauri]

Your abs are so fake it's a wonder they haven't "deflated" yet.

TAKE THAT BACK.

[abtauri]

Why can't you too all just get along and flex together in unison... Besides GABson has you both beat >:3

((sTOP))

[abtauri]

I could be writing books, but i'm looking at a blog made by sentient abs...Oh lord, what am i doing with my life?!?!?! XD

LET MY ROCK HARD AB-NESS INSPIRE YOUR WORK

WRITE ABOUT SENTIENT ABS

WE GET SO LITTLE REPRESENTATION IN THE MEDIA

BE A HERO THE SENTIENT ABS OF THE WORLD 

[abtauri]

Yeah man, mABdarin is has some very ripped abs. Makes yours look shameful

WHO KEEPS SENDING THESEIT’S YOU ISN’T IT MABDARINGET OVER HERE AND FACE ME

[mabdarin]

SUP NERD

[abtauri]

YOU

GET OVER TO THE GYM AND FACE ME I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN LIFT, STEROID BUTT.

[mabdarin]

BRING IT SILVER SURFER

AT LEAST I CAN LIFT A FREAKIN CAR

MAYBE EVEN TWO

[abtauri]

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

I CAN LIFT THREE CARS

TWO WITH MY ABS

AND ANOTHER WITH MY MIND

[mabdarin]

LETS SEE THAT BUCKO

I CAN LIFT WITH MY MIND TOO

[abtauri]

AND THAT'S ALL THOSE ABS ARE SO USELESS AND STEROID-TASTIC DISHONOR TO YOU

[abtauri]

Yeah man, mABdarin is has some very ripped abs. Makes yours look shameful

WHO KEEPS SENDING THESEIT’S YOU ISN’T IT MABDARINGET OVER HERE AND FACE ME

[mabdarin]

SUP NERD

[abtauri]

YOU

GET OVER TO THE GYM AND FACE ME I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN LIFT, STEROID BUTT.

[mabdarin]

BRING IT SILVER SURFER

AT LEAST I CAN LIFT A FREAKIN CAR

MAYBE EVEN TWO

[abtauri]

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

I CAN LIFT THREE CARS

TWO WITH MY ABS

AND ANOTHER WITH MY MIND