Please toss yourself in the dungeon.

You are in the kingdom of the most mighty princess within Ooo! I am Princess Bubblegum and I rule my beloved citizens with a very controlled police watch. Oh, remember always my citizens, never go out after dark or you will be thrown in jail and left to rot, okay? Status: Current missing right arm. [Blog for a tyrannical Princess Bubblegum. Warning is very AU.]

[abubblytyrant-blog]

“I worry....”

“I worry a lot sometimes.”

“There’s just so much to worry about in my kingdom. It can be rather stressful.”

“Also.”

“My ban on board games is still in effect.”

[abubblytyrant-blog]

“I am hereby putting a ban…”

“On what you may be wondering? Well… board games. That is what I  am banning and for good reason too!”

[finnymertens-deactivated2017120]

“What?! No!!!!”

[abubblytyrant-blog]

“Do you have a problem with my new ban, Finn?”

[abubblytyrant-blog]

“I am hereby putting a ban...”

“On what you may be wondering? Well... board games. That is what I  am banning and for good reason too!”

[abubblytyrant-blog]

“It’s already the next year?”

[justcolouryour-life]

AAAAAAAAH so me and my friend miru were bored and we decided to do a mini collab and yeah here it is BONNIE! i love her design on stakes

lineart : @justcolouryour-life (me)

colouring : @miruuchain

[emmanomia23-deactivated20221111]

[shiemi-lee]

[bytesofbubblegum]

The Princess is a genius.

[abubblytyrant-blog]

“You know, sometimes I feel like I just don’t work hard enough.”

“I think that since I likely don’t work hard enough, that I should maybe work through the holidays, by doing science of course!”

[charlesoberonn]

When I’m losing an argument

Or, you know, you can accept you were wrong like a mature adult

[abubblytyrant-blog]

“Never forget, books are important and you can learn a lot from reading them... Except if they’re dumb books, then I guess you can use those as weapons.”

[abubblytyrant-blog]

“Never forget, I’m watching.”

[abubblytyrant-blog]

“I wonder sometimes in t the middle of my thinking about he most minor of goings on in my days. Like why did that one person call me Princess Peanut Butter, when I am clearly Princess Bubblegum, I mean just look at my hair, does it look brown and thick to you? No? No, and that is because it is made from a different compound then Peanut butter and should not be considered as such. I just want to inform that individual again that I am Princess Bubblegum, not Princess Peanut Butter, then again maybe they have an eyesight problem and I shouldn’t harp on about it but I can’t help but harp on about it because it’s really bothering me right now and I think I may need drink soon. My brain is beginning to fizz from all this overthinking to the point that I am beginning to have a slow meltdown over the perceptions of my life and the world around me. Oh, and maybe a  snack too, a snack would be nice.”

[abubblytyrant-blog]

"Well that's great, another Bonnibel that's evil."

“Evil? Are you joking? I’m a great princess to my kingdom! Also another Bonnibel? Really? Are you sure that those aren’t just fakes?”

[abubblytyrant-blog]

“And to start a new day, had to toss someone in the dungeon. Oh well.”

[abubblytyrant-blog]

The princess groans from her slumber, the ring of an alarm clock interrupting her dazed thoughts. The candy royal looked up, smacking the instrument of her awakening off the side-table, and then turning over to her other side. “Nooooo...” She grumbles, her eye closing once, and then snapping open almost instantly. “Ohhhh wait....” She sits up slowly. “I have things to do today.” She then gets off her bed, changing from the nightly attire o some more proper attire. “Alright Princess, you know what do, that’s right...” Bubblegum softly coughed, "Good morning world, your princess is ready for a brand new day!”

[abubblytyrant-blog]

burninghonesty replied to your post: “Do you ever just sit and wonder what the person you care about the...”:

"Why not just call them?"

“Call them? Are you being serious? You don’t just call someone when you want to know what they’re doing. Besides, calling isn’t always an option.. especially if that person never picks up their phone.”

[abubblytyrant-blog]

“Do you ever just sit and wonder what the person you care about the most is doing?”