What the fuck is this

A buncha fuckers took over this blog because I can't have anything to myself. ((Please specify who you're asking, or I will decide who answers! Character stuff coming soon!))

[mxrkiplier-blog]

((boop)) -abunchaspookynerds

boop ovo

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It all happened so fast, first he was having a normal conversation with Scope, second there’s a gunshot, and then he’s being dragged across the fucking landscape away from the source of it.

“WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!” The gamer screamed in fear and confusion. Never a good combo for poor li’l Markimoo. “SCOPE WHAT WAS THAT?!”

[abunchaspookynerds-blog]

“OK SO I’M KIND OF A WANTED MAN HERE…” Scope, realizing that Mark wasn’t actually running, swiftly scooped him up and continued running. “MORE SPECIFICALLY ON THE MOST WANTED LIST, AAAND THEY PROBABLY THINK YOU’RE IN CAHOOTS WITH ME NOW. SORRY ABOUT THAT.“ 

There was a second gunshot, and the distant sound of people running. He started to feel bad for doing this, but what was done was done. Just gives him another reason to run faster.

[mxrkiplier-blog]

Mark shrieked like the manliest man he was as he got picked up, clearly not expecting that. It must be very important if they have to run this quickly!

… Wait, what did Scope just say?

"Hold on, you’re– Wh–” He murmured in confusion, piecing it all together as if he was a small baby trying to piece together a puzzle. As he understood it all, he finally yelled a bit more aggressively than he had hoped:

“YOU’RE A WANTED CRIMINAL?! SCOPE WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME, OH MY GOD?!!”

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“I-I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT AT THE TIME!! SORRY!” 

The gunshots and yelling were becoming more frequint, and sounded closer. Scope was starting to think he might not be able to out run them.

“OK SO UH, IF WE GET ARRESTED AND THEY DON’T KILL ME ON THE SPOT, I’LL BREAK US OUT, DON’T-DON’T WORRY!”

A bullet pushed into his soft, clothy leg, causing him to stumble. 

“Shit-”

[ofmagicandice]

Since memories triggered by scent are the strongest...

Send my muse a scent and see how they’ll react to it.

[abunchaspookynerds-blog]

You wanna find out some personal shit?

1. Any scars?

2. Self harmed?

3. Crush?

4. Kissed anyone?

5. Coke or Pepsi?

6. Someone you hate?

7. Best Friends?

8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?

9. What's your dream job?

10. Ever been in love?

11. Last time you cried?

12. Favorite color?

13. Height?

14. Birthday?

15. Eye color?

16. Hair color?

17. What do you love?

18. Obsession?

19. If you had one wish, what would it be?

20. Do you love someone?

21. Kiss or hug?

22. Nicknames people call you?

23. Favorite song?

24. Favorite band?

25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?

26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?

27. Something you would change about yourself?

28. Ever dated someone?

29. Worst mistake?

30. Watch the movie or read the book?

31. Ever had a heartbreak?

32. Favorite show?

33. Best day of your life?

34. Any talents?

35. Do you wish you could ever start over?

36. Any bad habits?

37. Ever had a near death experience?

38. Someone I can tell anything to?

39. Ever lost a loved one?

40. Do you believe in love?

41. Someone you hate/Dislike?

42. Are you okay?

43. Relationship status?

SEND ME THESE XOXOX

[ask-appliancealliance]

Scope: I heard there were talking appliances here. Show them to me. ((via abunchaspookynerds))

Pablo: [Points to the squabbling trio fighting over a slice of pizza] Over there. Be careful. The señorita who sings is the most dangerous.

[abunchaspookynerds-blog]

Scope: Thank you. *Casually walks over to them and just stares*

[abunchaspookynerds-blog]

((im adding sr scope to the list of available scopes))

[blue-eyes-spread-thighs-deactiv]

Reblog if you wouldn't mind if your partner had self harm scars. I want to prove a point to myself that I'm not repulsive.

[carmitabonita]

— I have self harm scars and my ex always treated me like shit about them

[walk-like-there-is-nothing-wrong]

I hope everyone reblogs this!

[danzneewz-blog]

Ok y’all it’s that time….GIVEAWAY TIME!! I’m going to be giving away my second Creature Carl plushie. This one is from the second batch they sold. I bought it so i could do this giveaway so someone who couldn’t buy (or afford to buy it) could get one! My lovely banner was made by the beautiful and talented kootra-katz! 

The rules are:

mbf me

must reblog this (you can like for bookmarking)

and you must have a good day because you deserve it!

That’s all. It’s that simple. :) Good luck everyone! Also i will ship internationally (i live in the US).

[danzneewz-blog]

Oh shit forgot to put when it ends lol! Oops. It ends April 24th. Good luck!

[danzneewz-blog]

Ok y’all it’s that time….GIVEAWAY TIME!! I’m going to be giving away my second Creature Carl plushie. This one is from the second batch they sold. I bought it so i could do this giveaway so someone who couldn’t buy (or afford to buy it) could get one! My lovely banner was made by the beautiful and talented kootra-katz! 

The rules are:

mbf me

must reblog this (you can like for bookmarking)

and you must have a good day because you deserve it!

That’s all. It’s that simple. :) Good luck everyone! Also i will ship internationally (i live in the US).

[danzneewz-blog]

Oh shit forgot to put when it ends lol! Oops. It ends April 24th. Good luck!

[gaynessandgeekery]

[surprisebitch]

forever relevant

[nudestripesiron]

According to the The Gentleman’s Guide "The Rules" of a Kingsman Gentleman are as follows: (1) A gentleman never tells about conquests, private matters, or dealings. His business is nobody else’s. (2) A gentleman doesn’t clash in public with enemies or exes, or worse, with out-of-fashion contrasts, colors or styles. (3) A gentleman is always happy to serve, whether it’s opening the door, picking up the bill, or merely calling a cab the next morning. Ask him for help and he cannot refuse. (4) A gentleman never reacts to rudeness. He pretends he doesn’t recognize it and moves on like it never happened, because it never should have. (5) A gentleman is always on target with witty remarks, interesting facts, and conversation starters that bring the best out of everyone. (6) A gentleman asks non-invasive questions to keep a conversation going and attention focused on others. He makes them feel like the most interesting person he’s ever met, whether that’s true or not.

The Gentleman’s Guide from Kingsman   (via nudestripesiron)

[abunchaspookynerds-blog]

[so baghead has been playing saints row a lot lately

i made my character look like scope]

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((scopes voice is like a brittish spades slick))

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[new human scope design? new human scope design.

ive kinda just plopped human scope into rebornica's pilot universe :0    ]

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((eyyy its a crappy drawing of danny

theskylordleader

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"Hey Scope!" Lysander waved to the other, forgetting completely that he probably looked monstrous. //hallo\\

"HEY ….kid. You uh… you feelin’ ok?"

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"Probably! I’ll make sure not to be drunk when you drop by." He walked next door and knocked.

[theskylordleader-deactivated201]

Ly nodded and watched the other knock on the door. He was wondering how they’d react to his probably-scary appearancee.

[abunchaspookynerds-blog]

The door shifted and unlocked. Behind it was a man with red skin and horns. "Oh, Scope! Hello!" He spoke in a friendly tone. Scope went into his normal stance, leaning over even further so Danny could see Lysander. "Oh, and you've brought a friend with you!"

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"Hey Scope!" Lysander waved to the other, forgetting completely that he probably looked monstrous. //hallo\\

"HEY ….kid. You uh… you feelin’ ok?"

[abunchaspookynerds-blog]

"Yeah, he’s the only one who keeps his brother from killing me when wreck the house!" He let out a loud wheezing laugh. "Honestly, though, he’s my best friend. And, even his older brother is a pain, he’s pretty cool too."

[theskylordleader-deactivated201]

"Would I end up meeting him one day?"

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"Probably! I'll make sure not to be drunk when you drop by." He walked next door and knocked.