ur mother's hot new boyfriend

he/him | very radical dude | adult

[dear-ao3]

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MUSIC SCARES

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MUSIC TORTURES

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MUSIC TERRORISES

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MUSIC INFURIATES

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MUSIC KILLS

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our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

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our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Isopod

British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[pulpsandcomics2]

Saruman by Angus McBride

[wrigglewormz]

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[punksnarl]

low effort shitpost while i work on other things. that one twitter meme making the rounds

[giugraphic]

Delicious Dungeon

[rosettyller]

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[webhoards]

[distractionsfromthefood]

[esotericstar]

from arkansas-tees

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[astercrash]

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore