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bisexual knight: any knights at this tourney want to touch swords with me?

heterosexual knight: I wouldn’t have bothered saving that damsel from that dragon if I had known she was betrothed. Typical. 🙄

asexual knight: just braided my horsey’s mane, am now in search of apples for her.

gay knight: I must locate the Holy Grail. right now. I shan’t tarry, not even for m’lord, though I feel my heart may rend in two on our parting.

imverylucky

playa one and playa two...what you gonna do

nostalgicfun

Three little kittens 💙

super honored that i got to eat pasta with such an up and coming star. i hadn't heard of this Pope guy until now but i think he can really make a difference. i just hope my platform can give smaller stars like him a boost. and he makes a mean tortellini haha! it's tough out there for fledgling social justice influencers and i want to give back when I've been lucky and blessed with such a wonderful audience ❤️🤗

ellielol

Hi everyone.

I'd like to apologize. During my meeting with the Pope, I discussed the issue facing IRL Boymoders, Theyfabs, and Gigahon Passoid-pilled Womanmaxxers. At the time I thought I was working with a like-minded queer creative. I can see now I was misled, and he has been misusing the terminology I evidently taught him.

As recompense I am going to go into a deep dark cave. The water level is rising and I am afraid I will drown so you probably won't hear from me for a very long time.

Thank you and I'm sorry I taught the pope slurs

ellielol

While the Pope was a complicated figure amongst queer makers and creators like myself, it's undeniably tragic to lose such a beautiful soul so young.

No matter your feelings on slur reclamation, we owe it to him to honor his memory. Even if he was kind of faggy in real life.

Please join me in celebrating the life of this stupid pig!

thecryptkeeper

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

slutauthority

don’t know why he looks like that ok

hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate

This handsome business man caught my eye. I knew i wanted to take over his body and life so I used my magic wishing Stone to instantly be transported into this businessman's body