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sharkestsharks

you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

sharkestsharks

happy 2 years of salmon shark get salmonsharked idiot

#critters #fish #sharks #salmon sharks

ilovegayvampires-og

Collection of images and memes for anyone who doesn’t know what to draw

ilovegayvampires-og

#THIS IS SO MANY?????#ref #fave

cuunos

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

cuunos

me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

her husband, the other pastor: oh almost definitely.

her:

cuunos

this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it

f4t4-m0rg4n4

@achivement-unlocked

This feels like something

achivement-unlocked

Achieving unlocked!

The Bible has a fandom too

Jesus x Judas yaoi

gimmick-thief

Achievement unlocked!

MILD SPELLING ERROR

come on dude it’s in your name

achivement-unlocked

FUCKING AGAIN??????

gimmick-thief

Achievement unlocked!

There is no escape

Just succumb

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that

same-pic-rick-roll

This post has been rickrolled.

mrstarkitsmellslikeanewcarinhere

WHY DO YOU DO THIS

same-pic-rick-roll

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?

Why does the SUN rise and fall?

Because these things are.

They are facets of existence. As such, I rickroll people.

Water is wet, the sky is blue and I’m never gonna give you up,

😎

the-haiku-bot

Water is wet, the

sky is blue and I’m never

gonna give you up,

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

evergladesofflorida

This post should be highjacked by gimmick blogs @in-n-out-burger-official what you think???

in-n-out-burger-unofficial

I'll raise my pink lemonade to that! Gimmick blogs, come forth!

hands-you-a-spatula

Hands you a spatula

dragons-locator

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?" me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

fuckterfs-reactivated20252412

I summon thee @girl-detector

girl-detector

everest81-deactivated20250126

@is-the-salmon-horny do you have any idea if the fish Jesu-

tocamos

time to bombard jesus with emails @the-real-gmail @proton-mail-real @the-real-yahoo-mail lets go guys

the-real-gmail

Hehe hope this email finds you well

#story

hometoursandotherstuff

#critters #sturgeons

oddarette

“Do Dead Malls Go To Heaven?”

Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes 💖

Official Michael

Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!

Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!

galileosballs

The thing we're about to learn in this current wave of social media bans is just how much of the infrastructure of our society we have allowed to be captured by a handful of social media companies. And thus, how much of the world we are shutting a whole demographic out of by banning it for them. If we decide as a society that we want to do this, we can't do it without building the equivalent of a robust public transit network first.

Sure, some kids would start walking to school. But some would just be stuck at home. Forever.

#important

screampotato

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

glitched-out-mess

theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

#untagged

crevicedwelling

flatid planthopper nymph, Singapore. hemipterans (true bugs) like these have mastered the art of covering oneself in weird waxy filaments, which are shed along with their last juvenile molt, revealing a sleek, gossamer-winged adult