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Pumpkins Scream | Alice + Volkanon
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Alice frowned as she stepped onto the new land. She looked around with a bit of annoyance. Why were there still pumpkins up and around? Honestly, Halloween was over. Didnât they have people to take care of this? Goddess, peasants were so lazy.
âItâs filthy too, like they donât know how to clean,â Alice mumbled, scrunching her nose with distaste. Now where could she find the plot of land that person mentioned to herâŠ
âIâm not going in circles,â she muttered. RightâŠ?
While the town's holiday decorations were typically something Volkanon could clear in no time at all, it was yet another task he was gradually learning to delegate. He didn't need to, he was still perfectly capable, but he knew his apprentices needed to learn. Even if they weren't yet quite as efficient, he knew they would never improve if he simply did the task for them. Instead he found himself simply supervising as they cleared the main square.
When he noticed a traveller wandering through the area for the third or fourth time though, he decided he could leave them be for the moment. She had looked more and more confused each time she passed after all, so it would only be right to offer to help.
"Miss, excuse me!" he called as he approached, hoping to catch her before she left the square again. Following her through the town would most likely give the wrong impression after all. "You appear lost. Perhaps I can be of assistance?"
Buff Bro Bonding || Volkanon & Carlos
 brahlos:
It took a moment longer than it should have for âVentuswillâ to strike a bell in Carlosâs head, but as soon as it did his hands flew up in astonishment. âBruh, what! Youâre the dragonâs butler? Thatâs so cool, man, what!â Carlos couldnât even imagine everything that job entailed. Maybe it wasnât as epic as he was thinking, but even so⊠A dragonâs butler! How does this guy not lose his mind every time Ventuswill approached him? Carlos would be overcome with awe every single time, without fail. I mean⊠Itâs a dragon!
This man was one surprise after another, leaving Carlos looking both amazed and confused at the mention of his age. His brow was very deeply furrowed, eyes glancing back down to the butlerâs muscles. Was this guy invincible? If not, well, heâs probably going to live forever anyways. âWow!â
Carlos shook his head, getting that flabbergast look off his face, and stuck a hand out to shake. âNo worries, dude. Itâs my bad, I got caught up in muscle-talk. Me llamo Carlos! Iâm from Sharance. Itâs nice to meet you, man!â
Volkanon couldnât hide his delight at the reaction even if he wanted to, chest swelling with pride. He knew that it wasnât a job for everybody, but he took extreme pride in serving Lady Ventuswill. To know that somebody else saw it as impressive certainly added to his already beaming mood. Clearly going for a swim today had been the right choice.
He accepted the offered hand and shook it firmly, relieved that he hadnât offended the man with the slip. They had admittedly both been caught up, but he still felt a little guilty for the forgetfulness. âA pleasure to meet you as well sir,â he returned, smiling widely.
For all they had spoken about him, he realised that so far he really hadnât asked the man in front of him anything. He knew that it had been the flow of the conversation, but it seemed painfully rude to only be talking about himself. He was genuinely interested as well, he had to admit. âSharance has the great tree, does it not? I hear it is a beautiful town. What do you do there?â
Litterbug || Volkanon & Witch Princess
  witchesrbitches:
For someone who had immortality, it was surprising that Witch Princess didnât take advantage of going around the world as much as she could had. Then again, when you had all the time in the world- you donât exactly make the fullest out of it. No clocks tick for one whoâs cursed to live forever. Adonea had always fascinated her and piqued her curiositiesâ but boyâ being there was tough.
Trecking throughout Norad really tired the witch out, there were monsters galore. Defending herself zapped all her energy, and by the time she made it to Selphia, she questioned if it was really worth it to find the Land of the Elves in the first place. So she decides to sleep in the inn for a night. Bathhouses were becoming a thing the Witch was starting to enjoy.
Her eyelids lifted up whilst she stretched her arms up into the air on the bed she laid in. Cracking her neck, her feet touches the creakily cool inn floor. âOoofâŠ.winter is coming soon. I could feel it in my bones.âWitch Princess comments to herself before she sets out to go leave for the day. Exploring Selphia and what it has to offer.
One thing the harpy seemed rather fond ofâ was doing the wrong thing. Call it some sort of cheap thrill, but tossing her garbage that was in her satchel into the river brought her some joy in her miserably long life. But if she thinks more on her actions, this continent wasnât much of the Harvest Goddessâ territory. Ah well. Just bringing trouble wherever she goes is something that makes it all the worthwhile.
She tosses a glass bottle with a note inside of it containing an ominous message (Something along the lines ofâŠmay you spill your ink.) into the river alongside with some other rubbish. (Weeds, papers, bad charmsâŠ) Not really thinking that anyone was paying attention to her, since the town was rather quiet at this time. (It was quite early in the morning, the sun was about to rise.) The blonde made sure the knight that was patrolling around had passed, for Witch Princess wasnât in the mood to fight against a sword. (It was enough trouble already getting here, she forgot that the creatures around here fought back.) Readying herself to toss another piece of garbage into the water, she was then abruptly stopped by a⊠just what the hecky is he? Oh great, how the hell are you gonna âthen he lifts her up in the air, causing the Witch some shock. No one has brought her off her feet in centuries. Probably the last time she was carried was by her own fathâ Her eyes rapidly blinks as she snaps out of her daze. âWHAT THE SEVEN LAYERS OF HECK ARE YOU FRICKIN DOING, POPS?!â
Kicking and screaming, the blonde exclaims as she tries to wiggle herself out for her dear life.
The almost immediate shrieking reaction throws Volkanon off, making him realise just how impolite it probably was to lift a stranger up in such a way. Not that the woman seemed to care much for manners with the way she was polluting the river, but that certainly didnât mean he had to set the same example. He carefully set her feet back on the ground, though kept his hold on her in case she attempted to run off.
âI apologise for my rudeness. I cannot allow you to pollute Selphiaâs waterways however!â he told her, absently noting how small she seemed on her feet. He almost wondered if she had even finished growing, especially with the childish behaviour. âReally, it is incredibly inconsiderate to the people who live here! A young lady like yourself should know better.â
Really, there was no reason that she should know better simply for being a âyoung ladyâ, but still. He saw absolutely no reason why she should have such poor manners as to be throwing her rubbish out in the streets and in the water, especially when it wasnât even her own town. As he had said, they certainly didnât have a shortage of publicly available bins.
When it Rains || Volkanon & Yuri
It was a rare occasion that Volkanon left Selphia, but it happened. More so now that he had relatively competent apprentices to fill in during his absence. This particular trip was still work related, overseeing an important delivery being made from Bokumono to Selphia. The weather had turned though and neither boats nor airships were taking the risk, so he suddenly found himself stranded on the airship dock until it passed.
There wasnât much he could do while he waited, but there was enough to keep him somewhat busy. He was far from the only person stranded on the half-way point between the continents, so he was simply doing what he could to make sure everybody else was alright and comfortable. It was the least he could do as a butler, even if he was away from where he really worked. He needed to be busy anyway.
The sound of the central building door opening again caught his attention enough to distract him from whatever minor task he had found and he looked up. He had thought everyone was in by now, considering how heavy the rain was, but he had apparently been wrong. He gasped when he realised it was a young woman, not a crew member like he expected, and she was absolutely soaked. Hopefully there were towels somewhere.
âMiss! Are you alright?â he exclaimed as he rushed to the womanâs side, looking over her for injuries. He was probably in her personal bubble a little, but he had never been all that good at gauging that sort of thing. Least of all when he was concerned. âYou must be freezing! Did you not know where to go?â
Buff Bro Bonding || Volkanon & Carlos
 brahlos:
Carlos beamed- a smile that oughta raise the sun just a little faster. But it didnât, because reality doesnât work that way⊠But look at that self confidence! Hell yeah, old man! Rock it! Heâd only just met this chap, but Carlos was already inspired by him. The.. body builder? Farmer? Lumberer? Whoever this guy was, he knew how to establish some life goals.
âThey are, bro! What do you do for a living? Because itâs gotta be, like,the profession to be in!â Carlos was, of course, expecting some grand display of traditional masculinity. Like bear wrestling or babe lifting- this guy had to have it all. All the secrets, the illegal work out routines, everything, and Carlos wanted in on the goods. âNot to mention, you have aged really well, dude. Donât take that the wrong way- you look like in youâre early 40s, but the facial hair screams ârespect your eldersâ, you know?â
âI am a simple butler, nothing more,â he laughed. This young man was certainly enthusiastic and had incredibly bright personality. It was good to see somebody so outgoing and friendly. Volkanon hoped his answer wouldnât be too disappointing to him, since he was sure he must have had other ideas already. âI am Lady Ventuswillâs personal butler, though Iâm in charge of the castleâs general upkeep. I must be able to perform any task assigned to me, so I must keep my body in peak form.â
Volkanon rubbed a hand against his beard at the mention of it, a pleased smile on his face. The facial hair had admittedly been a decision to make himself look more dignified, especially now that all the flecks of colour were gone from it. He was glad it had achieved that goal, even if he was also incredibly pleased to hear that he apparently looked much younger aside from it. âIâm fifty-nine in fact. Iâm pleased to hear I donât look it.â
It was a few moments late, but it finally dawned on him that he didnât know the manâs name, nor had he shared his. The conversation hadnât quite presented an opportunity to do so, but that was no excuse. He really would have to make up for his terrible manners. âIâm afraid I must apologise for my rudeness. Iâve yet to introduce myself,â he cleared his throat, already kicking himself. He wasnât much of a butler if he couldnât even remember his basic manners. âMy name is Volkanon and, as I said, I am the head butler at the castle. Iâm pleased to make your acquaintance.â
Litterbug || Volkanon & Witch Princess
@witchesrbitches
There really was something concerning about how rapidly the castleâs supply of antidotes were depleting these days. The residents were going outside of town more certainly - and so were encountering more and more monsters - but that certainly didnât explain it. He personally assumed it was to do with a certain apprenticeâs cooking, but he wouldnât say as much. No matter the cause though, he found himself on his way to replenish their stores much sooner than he otherwise would have.
He had barely even reached the right part of town when a traveller caught his attention, her movements simply drawing his eye. A sound of annoyance left him as he watched the woman throw some miscellaneous rubbish into the waterway by the path, Volkanon not quite fast enough to stop it. Littering was absolutely unacceptable!
He acted without thinking as he saw her pull more rubbish out - was she cleaning out her pockets or something? - to presumably follow the first lot. He closed the distance between them and lifted her up by the back of her collar, taking the rubbish from her hand quickly. Nobody was filling Selphiaâs waterways with trash while he was around.
âStop that! If you must throw something out, there are a number of bins around town that you could use,â he scolded the woman, not even thinking about the way he was holding her. It was probably incredibly rude to just pick someone up, but so was throwing things out wherever she liked.
Mistaken Identity || Open
 doruchedolce:
Dolce was on her way home after taking a walk around town when she suddenly heard Volkanonâs unmistakable voice. Pausing her stride, she stopped and turned to look at the hulking butler. He seemedâŠvery excitable.
âGood afternoon, Volkanon. Is something wrong?â She asked, looking up at the man. After all, why would he ask her to stop? More importantly, was he not speaking to her since he didnât address her by name? Going by this knowledge alone, one would think that Illuminata somehow roped Volkanon into one of her detective cases.
Volkanon faltered when the young woman turned to face him, realising his mistake as soon as he did. If it had been a traveller and turned out to be a mistake, it would be easy to brush aside. He supposed he had been a little carried away though, to mistake one of the townâs residents as the mysterious trouble maker. He stopped at a reasonable distance from her to speak, clearing his throat a little in embarrassment.Â
âMiss Dolce, good afternoon,â he returned the greeting, looking incredibly sheepish. Hopefully she wouldnât take offence to the mistake, though he was sure she would be reasonable. It had been a simple mix up after all. âI must admit, I mistook you for someone else at first. There have been travellers causing trouble and I...appear to have acted without much thought. My apologies.â
Pay Day
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[+2,000G] for passing go
[+500G]Â for updating the spreadsheet
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New Total:Â 5,500G
Mistaken Identity || Open
Volkanon was more than pleased to see the amount of tourism Selphia had been attracting lately. He loved his town and seeing so many people appreciative of it was enough to warm his heart. He was far from embarrassed to admit he had cried the last time they did a count on just how many people were visiting their little town.
There were certain downsides to so many strangers coming through Selphia as well though. He had heard there had been a number of people causing trouble for the shopkeepers in town, though the description he had got was very vague. He had promised to keep an eye out though, so he had been doing just that.
"You there! Stop at once!" So perhaps he shouldn't be stopping people just because they matched the vague description he received, but he couldn't sit by. He certainly couldn't let anyone cause trouble in his town if there was something he could do to help it. It wasn't something he needed to trouble Forte over either, not when she was already busy.
Buff Bro Bonding || Volkanon & Carlos
The lifestyle of a butler didnât allow a great many opportunities for leisure time. Granted, there were more than Volkanon allowed himself to take advantage of, but there were still few chances to simply do things for pleasure. No, he much preferred to keep himself as busy - and useful - as possible. The autumn weather was undeniably coming into effect now though and he knew he wouldnât have many more chances for the year, so he saw no reason to refuse himself an early morning swim. He just had to get up a little earlier than usual to ensure it didnât interfere with his usual duties.Â
 He was just drying himself off when he saw somebody else entering the lake area, unusual enough at this time of year - and time of day - to catch his attention. It wasnât anyone he knew around town, a traveller of some description, but that was no reason to be rude. He let his towel fall draped around his neck, raising his hand in a simple wave. âGood morning!â he called, not worrying about keeping his voice down since they werenât exactly in the town.
No matter how hard Carlos tried, he was always up before sunrise. Even without an alarm! After years of early rising for work and fishing, sleeping in was a thing of the past. Naps, though⊠Naps were still good. He pondered that topic while he walked, zoning out as his brain flooded with variations of the question: âwhat is the optimal nap time?â Every time was a good time, but which would be the best?
There were a surprising number of pros and cons to try and sift through, and before he knew it he was at the lake. Heâd heard about this from one of the other tourists at the Inn and, while he promised himself not to fish on vacation, he didnât own a pair of shorts that couldnât go in the water. And that was exactly what he was going to do. Even if the weather threatened to turn his nips to stone. Carlos was still a bit zoned out as he got closer, only brought back to reality by the loud voice from across the map segment. He looked up and smiled, somebody to talk to!
âHeeeey!!â Carlos trot over eagerly. Making new friends was by far the best part of any vacation, and this guy wasâ swole. Carlos slowed down as he got closer, a little taken aback by someone on his level of muscular. And so much older! Talk about life goals. âBro, youâre shredded! Do you swim every morning to stay this toned?â Maybe he was a little in awe, but that wasnât about to embarrass him. Good muscles deserved the hype.
The immediate swing of the conversation caught Volkanon by surprise, having to take a minute just to be sure what was even being said. He puffed up a little in pride when he realised exactly what the praise meant, though the question had honestly helped. He was proud of how well he kept himself in shape even as he aged, so he certainly saw no reason for false modesty.
"My muscles are marvellous are they not?" he laughed, flexing slightly to make his point. The young man in front of him certainly wasn't scrawny, so that only really added to the compliment. It was always nice to impress. "I very rarely manage to get out for a swim though. Most of this has simply been a result of my profession." Not that being a butler was really something that led to muscles of his size on its own, but it was what happened when you worked yourself to be as good at every single task as you possibly could. He had always had the right body shape for it though.
Buff Bro Bonding || Volkanon & Carlos
The lifestyle of a butler didn't allow a great many opportunities for leisure time. Granted, there were more than Volkanon allowed himself to take advantage of, but there were still few chances to simply do things for pleasure. No, he much preferred to keep himself as busy - and useful - as possible. The autumn weather was undeniably coming into effect now though and he knew he wouldn't have many more chances for the year, so he saw no reason to refuse himself an early morning swim. He just had to get up a little earlier than usual to ensure it didn't interfere with his usual duties.Â
 He was just drying himself off when he saw somebody else entering the lake area, unusual enough at this time of year - and time of day - to catch his attention. It wasn't anyone he knew around town, a traveller of some description, but that was no reason to be rude. He let his towel fall draped around his neck, raising his hand in a simple wave. "Good morning!" he called, not worrying about keeping his voice down since they weren't exactly in the town.
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Daily 142 - Rune Factory 4, Volkanon
I feel like drawing lilâ portraits of every RF4 character. I think I will.
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