why does everyone seem to think that being unable to do something because of your disability actually just means you're attempting to avoid your responsibilities. fucking hell
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why does everyone seem to think that being unable to do something because of your disability actually just means you're attempting to avoid your responsibilities. fucking hell
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?
please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me
but what if i.....
I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP
great things are happening
Okay this one hit too close
I need all these outfits btw
Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot
Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me
dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go
“Egg [x4]”
boss, wherever your spirit may be, you gotta help me, they're doing easter egg hunts in my precious yet illicit memories
sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.
Cis people think trans people have this:
Deadname
Chosen name
But honestly we really have:
Name
Other name
Deadname
Business name
Old nickname only some people have rights to use
Online name
Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)
Ngl I do have the stereotypical Deadname, Chosen name thing going on
i have
- my dead name
- my chosen name
- the objectively good nickname version of my chosen name
- and the far worse nickname version of my chosen name that everyone likes and uses for some reason
but it's basically just my deadname and my actual name
I'm over here with
- my deadname
- my chosen name (superior)
- my username
- my other evil alias
- my nickname (everyone refers to me by my nickname)
my chosen name is super cool and my deadname is LAAAMMEEE
Cis people think trans people have this:
Deadname
Chosen name
But honestly we really have:
Name
Other name
Deadname
Business name
Old nickname only some people have rights to use
Online name
Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)
Ngl I do have the stereotypical Deadname, Chosen name thing going on
i have
- my dead name
- my chosen name
- the objectively good nickname version of my chosen name
- and the far worse nickname version of my chosen name that everyone likes and uses for some reason
but it's basically just my deadname and my actual name
they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time
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500 words a day gets the novel written