NUMBER 1 ROACH FAN

Hi im casz currently working on shitbox pt cruiser that is determined to be evil (He/they, big rockstar/cod/gfl/rain world/umamusume/silksong/warframe fan)

[janecrossbox]

why does everyone seem to think that being unable to do something because of your disability actually just means you're attempting to avoid your responsibilities. fucking hell

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[sm64mario]

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[breezey-with-an-e-art]

but what if i.....

[i-am-a-fish]

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

[cookies-super-secret-blog]

great things are happening

[spookycopper1997]

Okay this one hit too close

I need all these outfits btw

[lone-pylon]

Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[princessmo]

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x4]”

[infimace-blog]

boss, wherever your spirit may be, you gotta help me, they're doing easter egg hunts in my precious yet illicit memories

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[thefiresontheheight]

Cis people think trans people have this:

Deadname

Chosen name

But honestly we really have:

Name

Other name

Deadname

Business name

Old nickname only some people have rights to use

Online name

Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)

[minicober]

Ngl I do have the stereotypical Deadname, Chosen name thing going on

[ludocrypt]

i have

- my dead name

- my chosen name

- the objectively good nickname version of my chosen name

- and the far worse nickname version of my chosen name that everyone likes and uses for some reason

but it's basically just my deadname and my actual name

[abyssalelegy]

I'm over here with

- my deadname

- my chosen name (superior)

- my username

- my other evil alias

- my nickname (everyone refers to me by my nickname)

my chosen name is super cool and my deadname is LAAAMMEEE

[thefiresontheheight]

Cis people think trans people have this:

Deadname

Chosen name

But honestly we really have:

Name

Other name

Deadname

Business name

Old nickname only some people have rights to use

Online name

Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)

[minicober]

Ngl I do have the stereotypical Deadname, Chosen name thing going on

[ludocrypt]

i have

- my dead name

- my chosen name

- the objectively good nickname version of my chosen name

- and the far worse nickname version of my chosen name that everyone likes and uses for some reason

but it's basically just my deadname and my actual name

[neenarchive]

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

[pupucino]

follow your dreams at a sustainable pace

[alhilton]

500 words a day gets the novel written