Whatever.

Hello there I'm Kimi. I start more tv-shows than I have time to finish, listen to way too many artists and obsess over way too many celebrities /:

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

why does every father have the emotional intelligence of a flea

[certifiedboob]

toxic masculinity

[spoekelse]

Not my dad, shut it

[mychemicalnations]

Okay it’s great that your father doesn’t fall into this category - my father doesn’t, either - but I don’t think that’s a very good reason for telling others to shut it.

[spoekelse]

Because it says “every father”, and I’m not here for that. I’m not here for making that an expectation, or making it normal. Some fathers, maybe. Not every father.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

if your father was so great why’d he raise such a dipshit

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

[ruinedchildhood]

[paulthebukkit]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

[iheart3j5]

You’re missing the Way Better Chloe Kim headline

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

[doctorproctorr]

Can’t take that chance

[memehumor]

Font

[abyssopelagic-loser]

*sees bug*

Me: (ง'̀-'́)ง

*bug moves*

Me: ε=┌(;･_･)┘

[the-memedaddy]

[godpenis]

[princess-kileyy]

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

[garbagebagger-deactivated201503]

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

[wintersoldierogers-deactivated2]

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

[caitlinstuc13]

Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask

[wintersoldierogers-deactivated2]

because they wanted to

[commietwink]

let guys be intimate friends 2k17

[marcitlali]

can I wear a waist trainer if I’m 6 months pregnant ?

[slutforaesthetic-deactivated202]

Wouldn’t recommend!

[marcitlali]

too late my baby gonna come out with a SNATCHED waist

[chrishallbeck]

[asapscience]

[faebee-deactivated20190106]

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[showerthoughts-lol]

I have never in my life seen someone replace the ink stick in a pen, yet most pens are built so this can be done.

[alicenthightower]