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god grant me the serenity to not buy another iced coffee the courage to not buy another iced coffee and the wisdom to not buy another iced coffee
the name tyler sounds like it was first used post-ww2 like maybe 1960 until you find out it literally meant “guy who lays tile” (tile-er) 11th century england to refer to people that built houses. and then you read it as tile -er for the rest of yourlife
does piper mean guy who lays pipe
I know this is a sex joke, but... do people genuinely not know that a lot of surnames stem from professions? Tiler/Tyler became the surname for somebody who laid tile. Piper became a surname for somebody who played the pipes. Archer, Brewer, Butler, Carpenter, Clerk/Clark, Dexter, Farmer, Fisher, Mason, Miller, Potter, Sawyer, Sheppard/Shepherd, Smith, Tanner, Taylor/Tailor, Weaver... People later started to give old family surnames as first names, and then over time, many of those became popular as first names in their own right. Is... is this not known?
a fun fact: germanic jews were forced en masse to adopt last names only a couple centuries ago, for tax reasons. before then it was just ‘dude son of guy’. so mostly the rabbis made everyone’s last names up themselves because they were the logical guy to do the census paperwork.
so that’s why ‘jewish names’ are so like that. goldstein (gold rock), goldfarb (gold colored), goldshmidt (goldsmith). three or four hundred years ago some tired rabbi ran out of ideas. you get tons of jews who are just something-thal because -thal means valley and that’s where they were when they got named. my favorite traditional jewish surname is just klein, small, because three hundred years ago some rabbi looked at a local guy and wrote down ‘shorty’.
y'all I just realised
tumblr is a website that wasn't designed to produce any specific kind of content, and in the end it mostly boils down to shitposts that mean absolutely nothing, and american political discorse where all sorts of liberals and communists duke out about which way is the best to oppose the political right
this is a None Website With Left Beef
THE PROPHECY
So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.
Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.” Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens’ yogurt snack tubes.
TikTok is for young people what those terrible magazines in grocery store check outs are for my mom's generation.
I.e., a source of massive disinformation about the world; trendy (but bullshit) diet and exercise advice; and pictures of recipes that you'll probably never try.
this whole situation is very funny
credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!
If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.
Maico Akiba
“How were LGBT people able to hijack the rainbow!?!”
Uhh, well Jake, we started using the rainbow to connote gayness and you immediately stopped using it because you were pants shittingly afraid of looking gay.
Utterly obsessed with these reddit guys that bought tickets to the Ukraine front with the expectation of being some sort of urban sniper seal team six operator only to get stationed in a meat grinder bunker on the front lines where they spend three days without sleep from the mortal fear and anxiety of the constant Russian missile bombardments, at which point they crack and desperately try to flee to the polish border because turns out war is actually a horrifying ordeal of profound and needless human suffering.
I know there had to be a moment where they woke up and realized: "Oh, I've made a terrible mistake." And I am desperate to know what that moment was like for them.
Judging by their social media and their likes for storm of steel, on the opposite many of them will feel in those trenches as if they were at the gates of Valhalla. People who don’t have those urges and mock the resolute of others willing to die for a cause will never understand that the blood of the warriors no matter the side they fight for is sacred.
You know war is literally real right? Like it's a real thing?
Yes I have been in one clown, not all the blogs here are suburban americans and many of those volunteers have also faced war, many are veterans.
you’ve been inside a clown? sexually or surgically?
LMAO THEY BLOCKED ME BC OF THIS LAYUP good lord these marvel movie ass neonazis are lame
Been doing on-and-off research on this type of mentality because I'm a) Norse heathen and see it a lot, and b) fascinated by psychology, and while my longer thoughts deserve its own post, I have a working theory on why white cis men get stuck in this mentality:
Humans are social creatures.
Socialization is satisfying because it fulfills a basic need: Intimacy.
However, white cis American male socialization lacks intimacy due to its perception as an emasculating feature.
As a result, AMAB individuals are starved of this basic need starting at a young age. This causes a lot of AMAB individuals to experience compromised emotional development and an ever-present sense of desperation.
Now, America's male socialization teaches men there's only two environments we're allowed experience intimacy in without risking emasculation—when we're with our girlfriends, or when we're soldiers at war.
Notice how male-dominated bonding activities are almost exclusively set within a "battle" environment: Sports, LARP, multiplayer video games, historical reenactment, D&D, card games. etc. Heck, even mosh pits. Because many men only experience non-romantic intimacy in war-environments, they mistakenly learn that war is what makes a man feel alive.
I strongly believe this is why some men get extremely defensive when people suggest war isn't a male urge, or that war is nothing but a nightmare. Because in their experience, it absolutely is an urge.
But they're not craving war. They're craving intimacy. Honestly, I think this is why Valhalla is so attractive of a concept. It's a place where men will never starve for intimacy every again.
This is genuinely why I say White Imperialism is abusive to everyone, and why I think it's important to include cis white men amongst its prey.
i love it when im rereading a story and i find these little breadcrumbs of foreshadowing the author left. everytime im like "ohoho!!!! i wouldve gotten that before if i had the big picture!!! and now i do!!! delightful!!!" and idk i just love being able to read the same story twice but have two different experiences. i like when a story has so many layers that it can keep you entertained for a long time as you unravel all its secret nooks and crannies. thats a good story.