Hufflepuff Af

Alyssa// she/her// actually a Christian mom named Hellen, here for the PTA meeting

[jarley-valeska-blog]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[nightinngales]

bruh…

[prime89]

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

[freshest-tittymilk]

SHUT UP.

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

13 years

[advanced-procrastination]

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”

[lock-screens]

parks and recreation

[unicornwithapen]

when tyler says we don’t believe whats on tv isint about josh

[sam-the-cat-lady]

WATER

EARTH

Fire

AIR

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avacatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I adopted the new Avacatar, a kittybender named Steve. And although his felinebending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Steve can save the world.

[spooksier]

guys my friend’s cousin has been missing for a month now and if you guys can do anything or if you know anything message me pls

[plutosuv]

OH MY GOD OKAY so i think my sister was just pretending to cry and she was wailing and it was so fucking funny and then she just stopped mid-wail and started choking but it was short like every two seconds she’d cough and she had her hands to her throat and i couldn’t breathe and i was laughing so hard so i started coughing too and she just screams “geT ME A TISSUE GET ME A TISSUE” so i run into the bathroom to get a tissue and she’s screaming and coughing and she spits into the tissue and i missed that because i ran into the bathroom to THROW UP and i still don’t know why that happened and i asked her what happened and she just very calmly said “my mucus overflowed.” iM STILL LAUGHING HEL P

[officialkazookid]

I can't play the kazoo, but I can play the bassoon;)))) Is that okay? Can I still be your special friend even tho I can't play the kazoo?

what the fuck is a bassoon

[accidentalhuman-blog1]

America: So France do you want to help me win the Revolutionary War?

France(at full volume): IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR INDEPENDENCE

[accidentalhuman-blog1]

oops im so annoying hA

I can see u stalking me and it's v amusing idk why

[rihannafenty]

#FreeKesha

[suzy-archive]

sugar we’re going to azkaban

[wikihow-cats]

[claraoswin]

Minimalistic Harley Quinn  You can also buy this print on a t-shirt (for 14$ in 72 hours), or on a bag, pillow, iphone/samsung/ipad cases, stickers, t-shirt, etc. here :)

[danielhowell]

things get romantic in the underground - Dan and Phil play Undertale #3  DATE WITH A SKELETON 💀💕

[officialkazookid]

tag yourself i’m brett