[sergal]

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I have a rare form of synesthesia in which I can hear sounds and see colors and taste flavors and sometimes I can even feel textures

[sovietnam]

[skateboards-wheels]

[id: tweet by boop or cowtools__ on twitter that reads "when onion rings i pick up the phone 💯" /end id]

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[holiday-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from birdsRightsActivist (@/ ProBirdRights) on Jun 15, 2015 reading: I been working on my summer bod: It the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it. /End ID]

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[aire1111]

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

[deusben]

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

[melonwah]

[souplover13]

image: tiktok screenshot of a dog standing beside a sign saying "Beware: I live here" with a photo of the dog on the sign. comments read "Holy shit that's him" and "in the flesh". end iD

[effemimaniac]

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

[probablily]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[murderofsomeone]

the last labubu has been shot in captivity

[coffeeeandbaileys]

when someone dislikes an acclaimed movie i love: you just enjoy being a contrarian

when i dislike an acclaimed movie: i'm the only one who can see the truth

[fishgummy]

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

[trashcangimmick]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Screenshot of the Tumblr dashboard. Post from syekick-powers reading: tumblr is really funny because a bunch of the posts on here are the kind of funny that anyone would enjoy them. but then there's also a good fucking portion of posts on here that are so fucking bizarre that they're only really funny to the weird cockroach bitches whove been on tumblr nonstop for over a decade. and if you're tumblr-irradiated enough, you start to loose the ability to differentiate between those two types of posts.

Tumblr post from pompeiusMagnus (pfp is the head of a Roman statue) reading: youAre all just jealous of my severed head /End ID]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am