[effemimaniac]

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

[probablily]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[murderofsomeone]

the last labubu has been shot in captivity

[coffeeeandbaileys]

when someone dislikes an acclaimed movie i love: you just enjoy being a contrarian

when i dislike an acclaimed movie: i'm the only one who can see the truth

[fishgummy]

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

[trashcangimmick]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Screenshot of the Tumblr dashboard. Post from syekick-powers reading: tumblr is really funny because a bunch of the posts on here are the kind of funny that anyone would enjoy them. but then there's also a good fucking portion of posts on here that are so fucking bizarre that they're only really funny to the weird cockroach bitches whove been on tumblr nonstop for over a decade. and if you're tumblr-irradiated enough, you start to loose the ability to differentiate between those two types of posts.

Tumblr post from pompeiusMagnus (pfp is the head of a Roman statue) reading: youAre all just jealous of my severed head /End ID]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[normalpersonblog]

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

[paxamericana]

[noxidae]

[ID: Tweet by (doctor) Alex Grease @.dodgonkulator:

ROBBY: ok. We got 3 wooden crates so that's One for each child. Baseball game's starting let's MOVE MCKAY: (narrowing eyes wokely) But....they're all different heights..! Let's give, 2 crates to the short one OGILVIE: can't we just kill the small one? He's genetically inferior

End ID.]

[3000s]

there used to be a store called wet seal

[kosmogrl]

[goldenzingy46]

[Image ID: “going on another walk! still not over anything that’s ever happened in my life” /End ID]

[parentheticalaside]

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.

[mobydyke]

one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

[nintendo-wheee]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Screengrab from TikTok with text reading: Whenever you feel bad about yourself, remember you're not a deadbeat mayor asking your neighbor to retrieve your undies from your situationship's bedroom floor /End ID]

[j4gm]

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.