Maraudorks

Ava and Jules Remembering the story of four mischief makers.

[elfwriting]

Snape: I found this ‘Marauders map’ in potter’s possessions. Do you have any idea what this is?

Remus:

[riddikulusmoony]

Top 15 Harry Potter characters:

15. You

14. Can’t

13. Rank

12. Them

11. Because

10. They

09. Are

08. All

07. Extremely

06. Amazing

05. In

04. Their

03. Own

02. Way

01. Remus Lupin

[punkrockremus-blog]

James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like:

LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP

LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT

HAHA FUCK FILCH

HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE

FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED

I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKING EFFICIENCY BY 47% IF HAD WEASLEYS WIZARDS WHEEZES

NO FRED DIED

Then when Fred comes to the afterlife James is like I’m a big fan of your work, btw I’m Prongs no need to thank me.

[intheradianceofthefuture]

I love how in tumblr there’s a lot of symbolism analysis for wolfstar, like them being litteraly the star and the moon, Sirius being the Celestial Wolf(!!) in non-western astronomy, Lupus (which the name “lupin” comes from) being The Wolf constellation…

So today I was reading bisexual stuff on the internet and

the crescent moon is a symbol for bisexuality

So I’m not saying that Remus J. Lupin was bisexual and in love with Sirius Black but

Yeah, that’s exactly what i’m saying

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

LILY POTTER (NÉE EVANS) (30 January, 1960 - 31 October, 1981)

[fanonical]

abandoned plans sirius had to get to pettigrew

disguise self as teenager, blend into crowd of hogwarts students

show up posing as an exterminator

fly broom over hogwarts then parachute onto the grounds

train squirrel to sneak in and kidnap scabbers

disguise self as dumbledore, bluff way in

[tomriidle]

“Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please.”  (click for higher res)

[thepotternet]

Very good. A little louder please, and very clearly.

[siriusblaak-deactivated20180722]

T H E  M A R A U D E R S

[its-hp-bitch]

James: Romeo and Juliet is a love story, right?

Lily: Romeo and Juliet is NOT a love story. It is a tragedy about how young love is stupid and shortsighted.

Remus: Romeo and Juliet is indeed a tragedy, but the love between the two stars is not stupid or shortsighted - it is genuine and beautiful. The tragedy comes from the fact that the rivalry between the Capulets and the Montagues destabilizes their community and kills two innocent kids who loved each other.

Sirius: Mercutio is gay.

[ginniewheezie]

How many times do you suppose James and Sirius said “bite me” to Remus??

[marauders70s]

lowball one bazillion

[idontactuallyremember]

The Marauder’s as vines:

Sirius:

- “So no head?” *Smashes phone*

- “Hey professor?” *Kisses Remus*

- “This song makes me want to suck a dick”

- “This is how I enter my house” “WASSUP FUCKERS!”

- “hey, how much money do you have?”

James: “Like, ¢69”

“You know what that means” 😋

James: “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets”

Remus:

- “Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla”

- “We all die you either kill yourself or get killed”

“What you gonna do?”

- “Stop, I could'a dropped my croissant.”

- “Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book”

Peter:

- “Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I’d sure hope it does”

- “I have a banana peel on the ground and I’m gonna see if it’s slippery like it is in the movies” *falls*

- *shoveling snow* *falls for 2 minutes*

- “I don’t even know which way the Quiznos is”

James:

- “Disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior jesus christ and this is the thanks I get?”

- *gets one of every soda* “fuck you”

- *Takes shots of Listerine*

Sirius in the back: “SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS”

- “So I was sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties”

All Marauder’s:

Someone: “TURN OFF THE FLASH YOU FUCKING MORON”

*Star Wars into plays"

The Marauder’s: “woooOOOOOO”

[darlingpeggys]

MOODBOARD: THE MARAUDERS

❝ moony, wormtail, padfoot, and prongs purveyors of aids to magical mischief makers are proud to present THE MARAUDER’S MAP ❞

[gryffindor-headcanons]

there are few things funnier in life than remembering the marauders went to hogwarts in the 70s:

james with dumbass 70s glasses

sirius getting full into the london punk movement

though he secretly loves the beegees but will never admit it

dressing up in sgt pepper’s costumes for halloween

singing along to knowing me knowing you by abba at their graduation

star wars coming out just as they break up for christmas 7th year so lily drags them all to the cinema to see it

peter’s favourite movie is saturday night fever

everybody roller-skating down the halls of hogwarts

james wearing stupidly flared trousers and wide collared shirts

lily watching dad’s army and yelling ‘you stupid boy!’ at james whenever he does something dumb

remus loves monty python and everybody is shocked at how dark his sense of humour is

peter gets stressed about the responsibility of owning an owl so decides to buy a pet rock instead

lily and james’ house being decorated with that weird textured wallpaper your grandparents have

lava lamps in the gryffindor common room

lily has a stuffed bagpuss toy that she loves dearly

and remus has a magical version of morph that can move around and lives on his bedside table

[accioanimagi]

McGonagall: Remus I haven't been your teacher for roughly 16 years, you can call me by my first name

Remus: I don't think you understand how much I cannot do that

[sydsketch]

going on an adventure.

[incorrectwolfstarquotes]

Sirius: Hey Remus, do you want me to do a tarot reading for you?

Remus: Sure!

Sirius: *lays down cards*

Sirius: So this one tells me you have a beautiful smile, and this one tells me that you are a precious angel, and-

Remus: Sirius, those aren’t even tarot cards, they’re just pictures of me …