Snape: I found this âMarauders mapâ in potterâs possessions. Do you have any idea what this is?
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Snape: I found this âMarauders mapâ in potterâs possessions. Do you have any idea what this is?
Remus:
Top 15 Harry Potter characters:
15. You
14. Canât
13. Rank
12. Them
11. Because
10. They
09. Are
08. All
07. Extremely
06. Amazing
05. In
04. Their
03. Own
02. Way
01. Remus Lupin
James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like:
LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP
LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT
HAHA FUCK FILCH
HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE
FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED
I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKING EFFICIENCY BY 47% IF HAD WEASLEYS WIZARDS WHEEZES
NO FRED DIED
Then when Fred comes to the afterlife James is like Iâm a big fan of your work, btw Iâm Prongs no need to thank me.
I love how in tumblr thereâs a lot of symbolism analysis for wolfstar, like them being litteraly the star and the moon, Sirius being the Celestial Wolf(!!) in non-western astronomy, Lupus (which the name âlupinâ comes from) being The Wolf constellationâŚ
So today I was reading bisexual stuff on the internet and
the crescent moon is a symbol for bisexuality
So Iâm not saying that Remus J. Lupin was bisexual and in love with Sirius Black but
Yeah, thatâs exactly what iâm saying
LILY POTTER (NĂE EVANS) (30 January, 1960Â -Â 31 October, 1981)
abandoned plans sirius had to get to pettigrew
disguise self as teenager, blend into crowd of hogwarts students
show up posing as an exterminator
fly broom over hogwarts then parachute onto the grounds
train squirrel to sneak in and kidnap scabbers
disguise self as dumbledore, bluff way in
âHogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please.â (click for higher res)
Very good. A little louder please, and very clearly.
T H EÂ M A R A U D E R S
James: Romeo and Juliet is a love story, right?
Lily: Romeo and Juliet is NOT a love story. It is a tragedy about how young love is stupid and shortsighted.
Remus: Romeo and Juliet is indeed a tragedy, but the love between the two stars is not stupid or shortsighted - it is genuine and beautiful. The tragedy comes from the fact that the rivalry between the Capulets and the Montagues destabilizes their community and kills two innocent kids who loved each other.
Sirius: Mercutio is gay.
How many times do you suppose James and Sirius said âbite meâ to Remus??
lowball one bazillion
The Marauderâs as vines:
Sirius:
- âSo no head?â *Smashes phone*
- âHey professor?â *Kisses Remus*
- âThis song makes me want to suck a dickâ
- âThis is how I enter my houseâ âWASSUP FUCKERS!â
- âhey, how much money do you have?â
James: âLike, ¢69â
âYou know what that meansâ đ
James: âI donât have enough money for chicken nuggetsâ
Remus:
- âHurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortillaâ
- âWe all die you either kill yourself or get killedâ
âWhat you gonna do?â
- âStop, I could'a dropped my croissant.â
- âIs there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good bookâ
Peter:
- âRoad work ahead? Uh, yeah, Iâd sure hope it doesâ
- âI have a banana peel on the ground and Iâm gonna see if itâs slippery like it is in the moviesâ *falls*
- *shoveling snow* *falls for 2 minutes*
- âI donât even know which way the Quiznos isâ
James:
- âDisgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior jesus christ and this is the thanks I get?â
- *gets one of every soda* âfuck youâ
- *Takes shots of Listerine*
Sirius in the back: âSHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSâ
- âSo I was sitting there, barbeque sauce on my tittiesâ
All Marauderâs:
Someone: âTURN OFF THE FLASH YOU FUCKING MORONâ
*Star Wars into plays"
The Marauderâs: âwoooOOOOOOâ
MOODBOARD: THE MARAUDERS
â moony, wormtail, padfoot, and prongs purveyors of aids to magical mischief makers are proud to present THE MARAUDERâS MAP â
there are few things funnier in life than remembering the marauders went to hogwarts in the 70s:
james with dumbass 70s glasses
sirius getting full into the london punk movement
though he secretly loves the beegees but will never admit it
dressing up in sgt pepperâs costumes for halloween
singing along to knowing me knowing you by abba at their graduation
star wars coming out just as they break up for christmas 7th year so lily drags them all to the cinema to see it
peterâs favourite movie is saturday night fever
everybody roller-skating down the halls of hogwarts
james wearing stupidly flared trousers and wide collared shirts
lily watching dadâs army and yelling âyou stupid boy!â at james whenever he does something dumb
remus loves monty python and everybody is shocked at how dark his sense of humour is
peter gets stressed about the responsibility of owning an owl so decides to buy a pet rock instead
lily and jamesâ house being decorated with that weird textured wallpaper your grandparents have
lava lamps in the gryffindor common room
lily has a stuffed bagpuss toy that she loves dearly
and remus has a magical version of morph that can move around and lives on his bedside table
McGonagall: Remus I haven't been your teacher for roughly 16 years, you can call me by my first name
Remus: I don't think you understand how much I cannot do that
going on an adventure.
Sirius: Hey Remus, do you want me to do a tarot reading for you?
Remus: Sure!
Sirius: *lays down cards*
Sirius: So this one tells me you have a beautiful smile, and this one tells me that you are a precious angel, and-
Remus: Sirius, those arenât even tarot cards, theyâre just pictures of me âŚ