If You Could See Into My Soul.

In omnia paratus.

[ironingthepages]

This beautiful edition of The Hobbit & The Lord of the Rings arrived yesterday! 

[all1sees]

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

[qurioq]

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

[averagedopeydope]

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

[my-little-mod-blog]

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

[dutchster]

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

[neilcicierega]

Yeah, but can it-

Oh

[peoplemagazine]

How has no one corrected “square roots” to “exponents” Jesus Christ.

[picture-of-sophisticated-grace]

You are my map. Let’s go! Lead on, my map. Show me where we’re going!

[bradburycharlenes-deactivated20]

Yesterday a wizard entered New York with a case. A case full of magical creatures. And unfortunately some have escaped.

[mainstreetliz-deactivated201710]

Cinderella references in Enchanted

[chadwickb-deactivated20160522]

7 years of Christmas

[stephlewart]

Off to Disneyland~ 

[wordsnquotes]

I wasn’t insane until someone touched my heart.

Edgar Allan Poe (via wordsnquotes)

[hbbibasghera-deactivated2016041]

[wokus-pocus-deactivated20180805]

this is better than anything SNL has ever done 

[hogwartianos]

[heaven709]

[morgauseloveshersisters]

Mark my words: you shall not go to the ball!

[catgirl-coven]

Logging into tumblr on September 1st

[choisirlafolie]

[cuntsciousness]

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.

[seateeth]

do u ever suddenly realise how unpopular and disliked and lonely you are and then you’re kind of just like ohhhhhhhhhh o k

[riddlesdiary]

September 1st aesthetics